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My moms credit card is e-tarted
by meggykinz March 22, 2010
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Meth Tarts

A super-sweet, tart candy that comes in many colors. Shaped like miniature hockey pucks, and works like Meth-amphetamines to supercharge a small child's metabolic systems.

Sometimes there are necklaces made with the candy,
this is just a way to conceal the drug for conspicuous transport on the mean streets.

*Note* Will probably be a class 1 controlled substance (much like Extacy) in the near future.
Little Andy has been bouncing on his bed like a Jack Russell Terrier for two hours straight, the influence of Meth Tarts is most obvious at this juncture.

My five year old niece just took a bite of a dog that was trying to play nice, looks like her Daddy fed her Meth Tarts again!
by Stoogin-Poogins August 7, 2006
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Tarting

I got Taco Bell on the way to the club and ended up tarting all over the dancefloor...
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Pussy Tartare

When you go down on a woman while she is menstruating. The bloody feast is aromatic and flavorful a la steak tartare.
"Hey man, I heard that you went down on Susie last night. Isn't she on the rag?"

"Yeah bro, I loves me some Pussy Tartare"
by Mallobean August 21, 2013
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Tarta

A tarta is a shorter term used for the average moron that has the tendency to say something absolutely retarded at all times or do something retarded at all times. A stupid alternative to the word to retard but was said by a group of illiterate hispanic tartas
Tarta 1: Bro let's get us some ZA
Tarta 2: What the hell is a ZA?
Tarta 1: It's how I say pizza.
Tarta 2: You fucking tarta, why can't you just say the whole damn word?

#retard #moron #stupid
by xotic_fuhksy July 30, 2017
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Tartaros

Tartaros, a fairly new yet remarkably anatomically correct type of japanese dildo, made by an equally named brand.

Available in different flavours, sizes, colours and types, such as pocketsize, keyhanger and water-proof.
I think my Tartaros is stuck..
by Devega September 4, 2005
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Farts and Tarts

an exclamation used to express frustration or excitement
Kate: Dude, the frat house ran out of alcohol...
Shannon: Farts and Tarts! What are we going to do now?

Rachel: They're having a two for one deal on burritos at Panchos!
Abra: Farts and Tarts! That's fucking awesome!
by Deegle Beegle February 19, 2009
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