dickhead switch

An Australian slang term for a hunting knife. Used mostly by lad types.

I grabbed a dickhead switch to defend myself.

by MittyBlooo July 23, 2012

Maple Switch

1) A pancake themed canadian swinger party;
2) Blindfolding your partner and then switching places with a friend covered in syrup to hide their smell;
3) An electronic trigger attached to an automated maple syrup harvester.

"Hey Jon, you going to Shirley's Maple Switch tonight?"
"I would, but I hate pancakes and naked Canadians. Cuz I'm racist."

by Ms Gadfly June 14, 2013

Shanghai Switch

To remove someone's eyes and testicles , and put the testicles in the eye holes and the eyes in the nutsack

Jerry pissed me off so bad, I gave him the Shanghai switch

by Jeemfeezy August 9, 2015

riding switch

riding switch is a sexual position.

Same as reverse cowgirl, girl on top, guy on bottom, girl faces guy's feet, guy lying flat on his back, while being straddled by girl. riding switch.

by Switch uP March 7, 2016

Lit switch

That precise moment your brain decides you are about to turn up and get lit.

"Parker had a rough week at work so he's decided to turn on his Lit Switch all weekend"

by ronniec11 August 1, 2017

Goin' Swifty

When a woman doesn't wear panties at a public event: a la Tayor Swift.

When a gust of wind blew my girl's dress up, everyone saw she was Goin' Swifty.

by USC Godfather April 18, 2018

t swifted

The point at which you get just drunk enough to play and sing along to Taylor Swift songs

Uh oh...Josh is wearing a t shirt and Lynnsey's wearing a short skirt. You know they be gettin' t swifted tonight!

by Strokemyemo September 6, 2017