A : I escaped jail today !
B : Really how did you do that ??
A : I dig a hole with Spork in my cell's floor
B : excuse me ?
A : (title)
B : Really how did you do that ??
A : I dig a hole with Spork in my cell's floor
B : excuse me ?
A : (title)
by Kedd21 April 2, 2019
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When you and another lad grab each other by the elbow joint (420), then proceed to run up behind an unsuspecting individual, and with your conjoined arms impact their ankles, thus flipping them onto their back. This is usually proceeded with the phrase, "You have just been snorked".
noun: snork, snorkage
When you and another lad grab each other by the elbow joint (420), then proceed to run up behind an unsuspecting individual, and with your conjoined arms impact their ankles, thus flipping them onto their back. This is usually proceeded with the phrase, "You have just been snorked".
"Damo and Keith snorked Karen on the weekend."
"Riley felt that there was some snorkage to perform in the room."
"Riley felt that there was some snorkage to perform in the room."
by Diley Harlor April 11, 2019
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Kentucky Fried Chicken serves sporks for utensils.
by Bonnie Time June 3, 2019
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Jen: let’s not do ecstasy tonight, it’s dangerous and I hate to have to fun
Karen: don’t be such a loser/cunt Jen actually you’re worst you’re a fucking spork bitch
Karen: don’t be such a loser/cunt Jen actually you’re worst you’re a fucking spork bitch
by Bruce Maharaj July 7, 2019
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Person 2: "It better not be a Sorka level!"
Person 2: "It better not be a Sorka level!"
by DarkDucks July 13, 2019
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Someone who sucks at something so bad, nobody wants them.
A kiss ass who doesn't really do their job well but acts like they do by taking everyone's else's credit and always managing to fool their boss.
Someone who sucks at something so bad, nobody wants them.
A kiss ass who doesn't really do their job well but acts like they do by taking everyone's else's credit and always managing to fool their boss.
I sorked big time today with Domingo. I mistakingly sent him a voice mail via Whatsup saying I liked him.
Solange sorks in bed. Never again!
Why isn't Ariadna fired yet? She's so sorky at her job.
Solange sorks in bed. Never again!
Why isn't Ariadna fired yet? She's so sorky at her job.
by Angewheela October 22, 2019
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