crotch-squatch 

when you kneel over a female/male (whatever floats you boat) and sqaush your pussy on their face. crotch meaning vagina sqautch cross between sqaush and crouch.

omg i gave samantha a crotch-squatch and made her eat me.

crotch-squatch by sirspanks-n-wanks October 1, 2009

diddly-squat 

It's shit in essay language

Teddy: Is my dick big?
Dan: No you diddly-squat.
Teddy: That was a joke. diddly-squat? Why the fuck can't you just be normal you brainless idiotic bonehead!

diddly-squat by CrustyBoyo666 August 1, 2020

sorority squat 

basically a position where someone draws attention to their butt on purposely, usually for a photo it is usually done by squatting at the camera and then bending down so the camera can see their butt, but they still have pants on.

the person did a sorority squat for there picture down below in the image you will see someone farting well doing a sorority squat

sorority squat by arson_investigator August 29, 2021

Squat  

A cat that tends to climb up trees and anything else that it possibly can. You often mistake these cats for an oddly colored squirrel. Topically this happened more in Squittens then Squats.

"Whys that squirrel black hunny?"

"Uhh lets get closer"

"Nah hun it's just a Squat "

Squat by Adream0fsin February 1, 2009

Deep Squat 

A Deep Squat is a guy who all the girls swoon over, but he isnt actually funny, his genitals are withered by steroids and he cant bend over to tie his laces let alone do a deep squat. He flirts with whoever he can and in particular likes to get into the knickers of girls with a boyfriend, and get to know the guy at the same time, intimately. He wont stop at anything to bed a woman after he has started. All round a nasty piece of work.

That Deep Squat is such a tosser, he gave everyone in the office herpes

Deep Squat by Pliskinsnake December 15, 2010

squatching 

A cross between squeezing and scratching. A squeeze that involves the fingernails in a scratching action.

Stop squatching my arm - it hurts!

squatching by Susnaf January 7, 2008

Squatting Bull

Action similiar to an indian at a pow wow dancing around the fire getting ready for war. He gets himself all intense but intead of going to war he absolutely piss pounds a girl and takes her anal virginity...

The chief gave the young girl a squatting bull to pop he butt cherry!

Squatting Bull by calven March 19, 2003