Mexican Sponge Bath

When you're having sex with a lady, when you get finished and you cum on a sponge, mix it with picante sauce and guacamole and rub it all over her.

Guy 1: "Dude, what did you do last night?"

Guy 2: "We tried out the Mexican Sponge Bath!"

Guy 1: "Ew, gross!! How'd it go?"

Guy 2: "Suprisingly well..."

by FakeSandwich December 6, 2012

love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material that is inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk thus preventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.

And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!

by PeeBee February 26, 2004

spongebob squarepants

Terrible cartoon

A few years back, it wasn't cool to watch nickelodeon past age 10-12. Now, you've got high schoolers watching it because of Spongebob. Whatever happened to maturity?

by Alex March 5, 2003

spongebob

A code word that can be used for porn

I'm bored and horny, im gonna watch some spongebob

by scarface2057 May 6, 2007

spong

A feeling of endless mediocraty and disappointment experienced intensely by Solpsists whilst wishing the world was a bit more nang.

I gazed wistfully into my underpants and felt very spong. 'That is just not nang' I thought.

by Juzzers June 3, 2006

Spongebob

1) n. At one point one of Nickelodeon's most popular cartoons that people of many different ages could enjoy, but has recently degraded into a very childish and bland series. He's kind of like a Chemotherapy patient- Nickelodeon has managed to keep him alive, but now he's just a shell of what he was.

2) n. A slang. Another was of saying "Closet Homo".

1) "Hey guys! I was watching Spongebob the other day and I realized they were ripping off episode plots from other cartoons like Baby Looney Toons and Rugrats in a desperate attempt to keep the series going!"

2) "What's up with that new guy at the office? Is he a Spongebob?"

by superdawge October 19, 2009

spongebob

damn thoose people who think spongebob is funny!
Spongebob is a lame sponge who acts homo. The worst gift I
ever got was a pack of spongebob DVD's.
I guess its for lamo's who like stupid humor.
Also a word for people who act like retards to be "cool"

#1 look spongebobs kissing patrick like the lame homo he is.
#2 hey here comes spongebob. What a dork!

by huskiefan August 4, 2006