Social Bukkake

When all your mates are being selfish or unfair to you (i.e. jacking on you).

My mates want me to cook a meal for them, lay the table and won't even let me sit down and eat with them. I'm a victim of social bukkake.

by supergit May 30, 2019

social bevis

A stick that is used as a dildo

Girl: I'm feeling horny, pass the social bevis

by Crossover66 April 27, 2015

socially romantic

Socially Romantic - Someone involved in the arts and literature, a free spirit and outwardly showing aspects of love, adventure and idealism.

Jenna- "That guy Ian is totally socially romantic."
Tracy-"I know right?!"

by SocialRomance July 21, 2014

social downtime

A parenting tactic. Formerly known as “grounding” less offensive yet all encompassing to today’s teenager lifestyle.

After she decided to vape, her mom gave her social downtime. #SDT

by Bamawhitney January 20, 2019

Socially Handcuff

When you have a co-worker that talks non-stop, usually after you make eye contact or pass by them.

They will engage you even if you try to disengage or make excuses to leave the conversation, usually following you as you walk away.

Dude, tread lightly by Carmen and don't make eye contact, she'll socially handcuff you for hours.

by Runn4urlife June 18, 2018

Social Dickstansing

Social distance required to still remain the quarantined distance away during sexual intercourse while in quarantine.

Dude that chick got railed doggy style while still adhering to government required social dickstansing laws.

by Bobonoscopy March 24, 2020

socially suck

When somebody won't let a joke die down and try hard to make it work that's when you know somebody socially sucks

"hey deb, Last night I heard Rick made a joke and wouldn't let it die down! "yeah man that guy socially sucks" somebody

by Blazted October 20, 2013