lane simon

Lane Simon also known as the Goose Master! A master at sex and has to have a very large penis.

I want to be Goosed by the Goose Master tonight Lane Simon!

by Baby horse September 30, 2013

Simon Zone

Kind of like the friend zone but worse. You always are there for the girl but she doesn’t feel anything else for you.

Dude I’m stuck in the Simon Zone.
Shit dude the friend zone is better

by Shit Hurts December 13, 2019

Simon Baz

Simon Baz is a fictional superhero appearing in books published by DC Comics, created by writer Geoff Johns and artist Doug Mahnke. Baz is an officer of the Green Lantern Corps, an extraterrestrial police force. The character made his debut in 20122 following DC's 2011 company-wide relaunch as part of its Green Lantern story arc "Rise of the Third Army", in which he replaces Silver Age hero Hal Jordan as the Green Lantern of Earth's sector.

I am Simon Baz I was arrested for stealing a van that happened to have a bomb in it with this ring showed up and broke me out of Jail. Then the Justice League showed up and tried to arrest me, and a talking squirrel told me I had to come help save the universe.

by Replica500 April 25, 2022

simon neugebauer

Underrated football manager from the uk.
Coaches the team (tarvinrexfc) and currently top of the board.

Simon neugebauer is an underrated football manager/coach the team he works for is tarvinrexfc and he deserves way more fame.

by Simon neugebauer May 12, 2021

Simon

Cool dude with cool accent. He has much story to talk about, you can find an old soul in him and if you have an old soul too you guys gonna talk for hours about deep stuff. He is fun, sarcastic, cute and a good friend. He is not humble at all and he is mean sometimes. What else...

A good listener a good responser :)

Simon is the coolest

by Thecurlyhead June 21, 2020

Simon

Solar powered Sex dictionary who is an avid collector or coke cans and an oasis bottle fanatic. Concerned with fancy words with questionable place in 21st century dielectric, but maintains their importance all the same. Sometimes growls for reasons unknown but it is possibly used as a ‘thinking sound’

Simon now has 12 coke cans.

by RLO7 March 7, 2023

simon-olivier

Best person on the planet

Hey Simon-Olivier you are soioooo cool

by Simon’s November 21, 2021