Scientism

A severe disease causing a chronic form of mental autism, mostly given effect to people with the name "Austin". The first ever recording of this disease was on august of 2018, from a boy named Austin Boudi, also known as Bouders914. (please watch out for him)

Hey, look! Austin has Scientism!

by Mr.HappyTapioca October 18, 2018

scientastic

(adj.) 1. Falling into the field of sciency 2. BS that sounds so true it may perceived as truth.

"His scientastic story excellently explained the origin of pirates."

by Razukin December 2, 2002

scientific gasblower

One who engages in scientific gasblowing, or offering unscientific opinions based upon poor understanding of the subject material, insufficient data, poor logic or reasoning.

That scientific pundit on the news didn't know what he was talking about when he gave that monologue about super-string theory, he was just reading the teleprompter. He's such a scientific gasblower...

by Michael Gmirkin June 13, 2008

science fist

when you get an HJ and she is wearing a genuine Nintendo PowerGlove, while watching Fred Savage's "The Wizard" and you ejaculate onto the Periodic Table of Elements

After going to the attic and finding my PowerGlove, I talked her into a drunken Science Fist after the party.

by CroopOnHerChest May 29, 2010

Science Pimp

A person w/ the greatest of knowledge. One who has the luxury of needing NO religion to explain questions to which he/she already knows the answer. A member of the Illuminati. A religion HATER.

Man I hate that Trever dude, he's such a science pimp!
Damn science pimps say religion is detrimental to the progress of humanity.

by The Professor420 July 5, 2011

Science

When stuff just be working.

Jenny: Why does the avocado stay so green
Angie: Because it's science, that's why.

by Black Don Draper March 7, 2017

Science

An objective, self correcting form of observation being repeatedly experimented to find our answers and flaws.

In science class today, We experimented adding baking soda to different fruit juices to see what color the juice would turn. With cabbage juice the bright red liquid turned to a blue-green color even though we thought it would turn orange. this experiment is a form of science even though there are trillions of forms of science

by Little marine biologist March 19, 2017