Wooden spoon

A person can be referred to as a "wooden spoon" when he or she makes it their mission to stir shit left, right and center, usually by spreading lies and false rumours about others.

John: Hey, you seem to be quite upset. What's going on?
Jane: I'm furious. My sister keeps telling lies about me and my boyfriend won't even talk to me.
John: Nah, don't worry about her. She's just a wooden spoon. She'll get what's coming for her when people realise the truth.

by Bluerain12ya November 25, 2016

Golden Spooned

Passing ice cream through kissing from one mouth to another. When the ice cream is passed along its melty and would resemble soft serve ice cream.. Only dirty or cheap people think that when someone asks to 'have a taste' means backwashing their ice cream.

"I kissed her and she fucking golden spooned her ice cream!!"

by CasieTheRadBitch March 31, 2007

Spooner

Code for an extremely good-looking man.

"Oh my god, check it out; there's a spooner right behind you..."

by Nan Bread April 15, 2006

Spoonfed

A retard!
(Dogga's word!)

"That dude is spoonfed!"

by MeL January 10, 2005

spooner

in football/soccer when the player skies the ball ridiculously high over the bar

open goal and he's skied it! what a spooner!
spooner! spooner!

by devilboy December 28, 2005

Spooned Up

To mess up a task or process

Nick spooned up this program because he was trying to be so smart.

by bob_n_monkeys1 December 16, 2008

General Spoon

A Editor for UD

Search Author General Spoon to see anything he writes

By General Spoon (byline)

by General Spoon April 16, 2008