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I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich

Perhaps the most famous and most recognized Tomism (see "Tomism"), the term is used as a general insult. Tom K. would speak of another person as having "the I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich". It is believed that Tom did not originate the phrase, however. In recent times, the phrase has been combined with "without the jelly" on the end- supposedly to indicate that a peanut butter sandwich WITH jelly has somehow a measurably higher I.Q. Go figure.
"Frank is such an idiot. He's got the I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich."
by Frank Klaune November 23, 2004
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aids sandwich

a sandwich, consisting of bread, mayonnaise, cheese, and, of course, AIDS.
" I had an aids sandwich and a diet fresca for lunch today"
by mr slippyfist May 27, 2007
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sandwich ma

a homogenous white neighborhood located on cape cod. Where white kids wear pants shorts and shirts with pictures of pink whales, horses and blue anchors all while they trot around in boat shoes.
Sandwich ma is best exemplified by the Tea Partay Representatives. "Straight outta Cape Cod we Keepin'it real..."
by Charles Winklevoss IV March 15, 2011
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ice cream sandwich

noun, plural ice cream sandwiches

1. The act of filling a vagina with whipped cream and then proceeding to eat her out while enjoying a creamy snack.

2. A summer delicacy.
1. I just gave Stacy's mom the greatest ice cream sandwich.

2. That was a really good ice cream sandwich, I think I shall have another.
by Neighborhood spiderman November 5, 2012
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vertical bacon sandwich

axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia
I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night
by poonfag October 14, 2009
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sandwich party

a party in which a good amount of women of any age can get together and discuss various sandwich making methods in order to keep their boyfriends and/or husbands calm and relaxed.
Bob: Hey man what are you doin tonight? Wanna chill and play some call of duty online?

Ted: Oh sure man.. I just have to pick up my girlfriend from her sandwich party..it's about that time you know..
by Kitchen B. Itch May 7, 2010
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hardbread sandwich

The default luncheon sandwich ordered by corporate America, for corporate America. Its distinguishing characteristic is a tough, chewy, baguette-like bread surrounding folded meat and cheese and accompanied by a wilted pickle spear and condiment packets. It is second only to pizza in the most-ordered-yet-least-desired lunch food category, and epitomizes corporate decisionmaking in that the hardbread sandwich neither offends nor delights.

A hardbread sandwich (HBS) is best served in a boardroom or meeting room setting and usually comes in quantities of eight or more. The HBS is specially designed to help the contents slide out from between the slices of bread even when bitten with gentle pressure.
Man, Ralph ordered a bunch of hardbread sandwiches for lunch again.

That hardbread sandwich tore up my grill!
by Corporate Luncher August 8, 2006
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