samula

a power word that can be utilised in multiple occasions for multiple purposes. one of which is to counter attack any valid point an inbred troglodyte may have against you. other occasions where samula can be put into play are when you are in a severe state of weakness or a potentially life threatening situation. chanting each letter summons an army of colon gremlins from the very depths of satans colon. said gremlins wil unleash their wrath and cause an absolute unstoppable shit storm ( pun intended ) on the attacker which will leave their anus stretched and creamed

example 1:

timothy: 12 ÷ 2 IS 6. S I X ! !
Sharon: no it isn't
Timothy: YES IT IS

Sharon: samula
Timothy: *visible defeat and frustration*

by ClapithanozCrizpoz October 10, 2019

samelia

Very loving, caring and the best girl you could ever meet. She is all some it bed and knows what she is doing even when it is her first time. Samelia is the best friend that you can’t find everywhere and the best partner one in a million. You can’t find a girl like this anywhere so look closely. One thing you need to know is that she is so beautiful, like drop dead pretty.

Did you see Samelia’s outfit today its is so nice i wonder where she got it from.

by Howtohandle January 15, 2021

Samual

a professional alligator wrestler who lives in the dirty south of new mexico. Spends his weekends on his porch chewing tobacco and spitting into a tin can, but weekdays satisfying tourist's curiosity with a display of classic gator wrestling. In his spare time he likes to youtube magic tricks and practice them in the mirror. Samuel's are not afraid to get dirty, messy, smell like shit, and live life on the edge. They like attention and the sweet taste of honey on toast. When naked they spontaneously combust.
tourist-one: What is there to do in this god forsaken desert?

tourist-two: Have you heard of Samual?

tourist-one: No. Why? Is he some sort of magician?

tourist-two: Only in his spare time. He is a gator wrestler.

tourist-one: Damn, lets go see him wrestle!

by ~Coocher~ October 12, 2013

samiel

Samiel is a person who doesn't actually know how to spell their name. They are quite dumb, but a sexy dumb. The bitches fall to their knees to try and hit it with this dude. Extremely awesome.

Boy: "What's the big deal? He's just another dumb guy."
Girl: "Are you fu**ing kidding me?! That's Samiel!"

by _myx_ May 19, 2017

Samual

Samuel’s usually know Oliver’s and are complete opposites to them. They are kind of quite and not really known but whenever they have a chance for there voice to be heard, they will take it. They can be funny but hang around with simps. They usually Can act a bit gay but if you mention that to them they can get feisty they are quite weird and are the kind who would play Spider-Man and animay Behind the ball cage of the school. Even thought they are weird people they do have a normal amount of friends and are very street smart

Person: what the heck is that kid doing
Person 2: don’t mind him, he’s a samual

by Bratfink April 9, 2020

simuel

A PETTY bitch who fights for his friends. Thinks he is ugly but really he is better looking than all of you bald headed hoes.. ass is thicker than everyone.

You’re like simuel, so petty.

by Periodtperiodtperiodt November 10, 2018

Samual

Samuel's an amazing guy that anyone would fall immediately for he’s cute, ,polite , kind and mostly quiet but with some effort you can get him to talk to you about anything he’s smart , an amazing friend who would never do anything to hurt your feelings even if he found out you like him he’s a person anyone would want to date or be friends with but back off this ones mine
-KRMCLT

Bella“Samual is so cute and kind “
Emma-“yeah he is”
Bella-“Hey back off he’s mine”

by KRMCLT November 4, 2019