vienna sausage

a term referring to a very linear measurementally challenged penis. Often used to describe fuckbois

bailey got that vienna sausage

by Blackie June 14, 2016

omg snausages

The great uncapped's catch phrase. Usually used to compare the awesomeness of one thing to snausages.

Randomuser: I just farted
uncapped: OMG SNAUSAGES!

by uncapped August 10, 2003

Sausages

A word often used by people when they are upset or annoyed at something they or someone else have done!

Mother: Mary, you left the hair straightner on again!

Mary: Sausages!!

by Kinky Boots October 16, 2008

sausage fest

An area where there are more men than women.

1st guy "lets go to this place!"
2ng guy "nahh, the YMCA is a sausage fest"
1st guy "yeah... thats a bad idea... who would go there?..."

by 7aipan December 28, 2005

sausage jockey

gay guy

hahaha that guys a sausage jockey

by ReDDo August 17, 2003

donkey sausage

when a girl shits on a plate, microwaves it, then rolls around in it screaming "DONKEY SAUSAGE DONKEY SAUSAGE!". Kinda similar to steamroller.

A girl did Donkey Sausage on the Opie and Anthoney show on XM Radio.

by Brenjt October 16, 2006

Lincolnshire sausage condom

The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom or the (L.S.C) is when your at that crucial moment at home with a female where your about to get your Freak on Then She Turns and Says 'have u got a condom' so without ruining that moment (because you used all your condoms last weekend) you go to the fridge find one of your mums Lincolnshire Sausages she was planning on using for Breakfast,Scrape the meat out the middle then use the skin as a back up condom.. Bang away Bang.

(Gav) Totally had to use the L.S.C trick last nite man!
(Steve)Whats that?
(Gav) The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom..Take one of our Fine Homemade Sausages take out the meat in the middle and use it as a reserve rubber!
(Steve) that shit works??
(Gav) yeah man.. you cant let that bitch get away with the have you got a condom trick.

by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009