Swedeland steamer

verb; to take a shit on another's tramp stamp.

Now that Jill has her new tattoo, she cannot wait to get her first swedeland steamer.

by Hot Carl's GF April 21, 2010

Smokey Point steamer

You poop in a bag and put it in somebody's mouth and light it on fire.

Who wants a Smokey Point steamer?

by Mchale Brown April 8, 2008

Vatican steamer

A comparably large pile of feces in the shape of the Vatican. It can be on a person (such as during intercourse) or on any ground or surface.

"You don't haul your flea ridden carcass outta bed, I swear on the virgin Mary's tits I am going to leave a Vatican steamer in the middle of your kitchen... I ate the TexMex yesterday. Double pinto beans"

by felixir April 1, 2009

Steamer

A homeless man or woman who has urinated themselves in cold weather, thereby creating a steam effect from thier pants.

"Man it's cold. Hey Steve, look at that bum over there. He's a Steamer!!!

by Vic the Dick July 25, 2006

stemler

ray stimple; south lakes grad.; once gave pharrell head in an exxon bathroom

holla at ray "pimple" stimple

by jesus walks February 1, 2005

slapping stanley steamer

A sexual act; to which a female will defecate into her hand, and slap her lover across the face during intercourse.

Anytime Melanie's boyfriend got too rough, she planted a slapping stanley steamer on him.

by fullbodyterrets September 28, 2009

clevland steamer

To have sex with a girl, pee on her back and then never talk to her again

Last night I gave so girl a clevland steamer.

by Lia May 13, 2005