sporkhack

A lousy spinoff of NetHack. Named after pork; see "pork".

Man, sporkhack sucks.

by Guul June 28, 2009

sparked up

When you get flamed and are visibly rattled.

The fake action of starting a lighter is used when you see someone get "sparked up".

How sparked up is that kid right now.

by coos12098 May 31, 2016

Gym shork

A girl who wears very tight and revealing leggings to the gym, but clearly should not be wearing them.

"Hey Joe, that repulsive gym shork is doing squats over there"

by Gregory Gosling October 15, 2018

great weather for snorkeling

It is sarcasm, and has nothing to do with snorkeling. The phrase simply means that the weather is horrible. Therefore snorkeling would infact be impossible, unless you wanted to freeze yourself to death.

"Wow, with all this ice, its great weather for snorkeling!"

by SilentLemon January 24, 2009

Sporking

The act of spooning(cuddling) with the addition of a leg laying across the little spoon(the person being spooned) of the couple

We were sporking last night while watching a movie

by London & Amanda January 11, 2009

snorkel

A sexual act where a tall man (a spaniard, for example) leads a much shorter man (e.g. a slavik dwarf) into the sea or ocean. When the water becomes too deep for the dwarf to breathe without swimming, the taller man forces the dwarf's head under water and shoves his cock in the dwarf's mouth, mimicking a snorkel.

Especially effective if the dwarf's body floats up in the water so that he is only tethered by his head.

"What the hell are those two guys up to?"

"Looks like the short one's wearing a snorkel."

by sheling May 29, 2008

sporkyou

the largest forum on the internet!

sporkyou is the largest froum on the internet

by jenny December 14, 2003