Reality Smash

Upgraded from Reality Slap. Use in emergencies only

Fuck the reality slap.. Pass me a hammer and I'd reality smash you back.

by Jay A. April 19, 2005

fatty smash!

when a fat kid breaks something

fatty smash!

by poopcuntnosebastard December 22, 2008

fillip smash

before penatraing a girl you slap your penis repatedly on the outer vagina.

dude last night i tottaly fillip smashed a girl last night it was great.

by computerlaptoplol May 1, 2013

Taco Smash

Smashing one's genitals onto a slain opponent's face. The female version of the teabag.

What are you doing?
Teabagging this guy I killed.
Girls can't teabag, they don't have the bag. They have to taco smash instead.

by The Clever Linguist May 17, 2014

falcon smash

A form of male masturbation which involved standing and vigorously stroking ones cock in the living room with the elbow transforming the arm in a chicken wing!

Hey no more sitting on the hand to creat the affect of a stranger we all do the falcon smash now!

by CappaFranco April 2, 2016

tram smash

Someone who is beyond ugly. Who looks like they've had there face hit by a moving vehicle several times

Damn, look at the state of that tram smash over there.

Wow, doesn't he/she look like a tram smash.

by LBBB October 14, 2016

Sam smash

When an Italian kid gives oral to a chick and shoves his cock down her throats until she starts choking. Then the Italian kid says in a sexy voice, you like the Italian sausage huh. Then cums in her throat and let's it drip out of her mouth

Oh that girl that was with me last night, yeah I gave her a sam smash

by anthon shamal April 23, 2017