The act of a married male; standardized Male and Female union. Wherein the husband states he’s going to “cigar shopping” with his friend Dave to his partner. But in fact he’s off preforming oral copulation upon many a stranger. This act isn’t solely relighted to the transient and unfamiliar. He even sucks off Dave.
“ Hey honey Dave and I are going Cigar Shopping. There’s a new cigar shop that just opened up on 53’rd and 3’rd and we’re going to sample their wears. Don’t wait up. What? Dinner? No thank you I’ll get something with Dave.”
by Dr. Word Doctor. September 18, 2022
Get the Cigar shopping mug.A Long Island ice tea with cocaine.
by Popeye the shopping man November 13, 2022
Get the Miami shopping cart mug.Conducting investigations to confirm invited that your partner is cheating/lying on/to you.
Searching through your partner's phone, social media activity, following/surveiling them, and getting someone to "loyalty test" your partner, are all examples of this behavior.
Searching through your partner's phone, social media activity, following/surveiling them, and getting someone to "loyalty test" your partner, are all examples of this behavior.
by anonymous December 3, 2022
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Window shopping but online, through your screen.
Window shopping but online, through your screen.
by newwordgenerator December 28, 2022
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*on clothing website*
Friend 1: Wow that top looks cute you should buy it.
Friend 2: Nah I'm broke so I'm just windows shopping.
Friend 1: Wow that top looks cute you should buy it.
Friend 2: Nah I'm broke so I'm just windows shopping.
by Fattem January 18, 2023
Get the Windows Shopping mug.Freelancing in a coffee shop and stealing two sips of coffee from each cup. Like Insider trading, it's "insider sipping" :D
I am ultra broke and can't afford a coffee. So, I started working in a coffee shop as barista for insider sipping!
by ultrabrokecoffeeaddict July 7, 2023
Get the Insider Sipping mug.To act or have the qualities of a goat, primarily while climbing, acting out of fear, or out of hostility
Past tense: Goat-skipped
Past tense: Goat-skipped
The man was goat-skipping while he was scaling the mountain. The goat-skipping fool was freezing out of fear. While the man was Goat-skipping for his life, he began to act psychotic
by TanukiTsuki July 2, 2023
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