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running

cardio activity that, despite its huge popularity and cult status, is actually not that great for your joints, gradually destroying your knees, in particular, at an accelerated pace.

searching this quickly online will tell you that you can avoid knee pain after running by "icing your knees" and "taking anti-inflammatory medication as needed", but this alone should tell you running is not actually healthy for you in the first place, for real! why not pick to have good knees when you are in your 80s?

if you do insist in picking this activity, over kinder ones, like swimming, biking, or power walking, for example, as a challenge, to prove yourself or just because you wanna purely impress when prancing around in aesthetic athletic gear or mentioning your average pace, do be mindful to: select adequate shoes, take some supplements to help your joins, like glucosamine, avoid running downhill, always just uphill, build good form, to reduce impact and wobbling on stepping, skip running on asphalt and pick running tracks, thread mills or dirt paths that are even, and do a lot of leg exercises, to build up your surrounding muscles, so that they take pressure off the knees.
anyone asking: Forcett, wanna go running?
Doug: no.
by wokeup2this July 9, 2022
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running it up

(ruhn-ning - it - up)

the act of walking into the other team, regardless of opposition or threat and doing as much damage as possible.
someone who is constantly "running it up," is expected to die at least 30 times per game and get 350dpm or greater, regardless of class
"look at firepow!! he's running it up!!"
by emokasper July 20, 2022
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running yam

The act of talking trash or saying something that doesn’t need to be said. Similar to Kizzurping
Bro annika was running yam all night

Yeah bro tell me about it
by PhillyEnjoyer August 6, 2022
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Running the pig farm

A term used for a person who exclusively pursued romantic or sexual relationships with law enforcement officers.
Have you heard from Becky?
No, she’s really been running the pig farm lately.
by justjokeshere August 12, 2022
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Running Tar

Keeping your head under the radar. To avoid detection.
Hey what are you doing?
The cops are here, so im Running Tar
by Here is my urbanddicionaryname September 13, 2022
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Running line quarterbacker mid field goalie catcher

“Yo, I heard Tyrone dubius got the job as the running line quarterbacker mid field goalie catcher for the Seahawks.”
by Tyrone dubius September 16, 2022
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Runyoning

Cheating every other competitor out of hundreds of thousands of dollars by stuffing the same 4-6 lbs walleyes everyone else is catching with chunks of lead to have heavier bags of walleye.
We knew we didn't have big enough bag of walleye to win the tournament, so before weigh in we got the lead sinker box and began runyoning them down the fishes throats. I caught a couple small walleye too so I cut them up and shoved chunks of their fillets down the walleyes throats too.
by Riverrat69 October 3, 2022
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