Ja Rule

Rapper who thinks he can screw with Eminem and gunit, there by dragging in d12

R.U.L.E aka S.H.I.T

Ja Rule had his name leaglly changed to Ja Shit!

by Da Rapper Core December 27, 2004

three month rule

The unwritten law in World Wrestling Entertainment (a.k.a.) that states that any storyline that happened more than three months ago never actually happened. The term was coined because Vince McMahon (WWE owner) enjoys insulting the intelligence of his fans by - for example - teaming two wrestlers who as recently as several weeks ago were attempting to kill one another in the context of the storyline.

Guy #1: Last November at the Survivor Series, Steve Austin tried to kill Triple H by having a machine lift the car he was in and drop it to the ground...and a year before that, Triple H had Austin run down by a car...and now they're teaming with each other? What's up with that?

Guy #2: It's the three month rule, dude. It never happened.

Guy #1: Oh yeah. Why does Vince insult our intelligence like this? We're not stupid.

Guy #2: I don't know, dude...I don't know.

by jasonisjericho May 30, 2006

Rule Of 10

According to the Rule of 10, No one is allowed to call someone after 10pm or before 10am unless it is absolutely Important.

*ring ring*
Bob: uhhg, hello?
John: hey. what's up?
Bob: Why the hell did you call me, it's... 2am...
John: Oh, I just got out of the club, I was seeing what you were doing.
Bob: Did you forget the Rule Of 10?

by Immortal-Jake August 14, 2007

5 minute rule

A rule or general guideline for the amount of time that should elapse from the time your boss leaves work to the moment you leave. This time buffer, used in corporate settings, will allow you to sneak away from work 'early' without negative consequences.

The boss just left - '5 Minute Rule' then we take off?

by wetterinc January 11, 2009

Rule 34

If you've thought of it, it's already porn.

Or will be.

Person 1: I wonder if there is Pokemon Porn?
Person 2: Rule 34
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Yes, there is.

by Redracoon August 3, 2010

Rule 3

Rule of the internet
"We are anonymous"

12 yr old kid: who are you guys?
other person: hey kid, rule 3

by demolishun November 6, 2012

Rule Number One

Don't post useless definitions on UD. Namely you, chris.

omfg i gotz teh bestest ideea evar! i iz gona postt thaat im coolz undur teh definition "Rule Number One"! geenius!

by Karonaway December 3, 2007