Robert Zujan

An Irish tiktoker from Latvia who is scared to go to Longitude.

Robert Zujan: I'm a little bit like nervous about Longtitude like my friends are saying "buy the ticket buy the ticket", I'm not going
Thomas Arnold: You're not?
Robert Zujan: I don't wanna go
Thomas Arnold: Aw fuck off Rob the lineups sick man don't be a pussy
Robert Zujan: Everyone in the house is like "yeah I'm going" you are insane

by celtnash April 5, 2021

Robert Dyas

Defined after the Robert Dyas advertisement.
When trying to be inclusive, but failing, really, really, really badly.

"Don't be so Robert Dyas about it."

by ZeeZeeB March 4, 2021

Robert

Someone who is currently Seksing ur mum

I hope Robert doesn't find my mum

by MumSekser March 9, 2021

Robertosexual

This sexuality immediately overpowers any other sexuality. It is at the same time anti and anti anti phobic to all phobic things. Those who are Robertosexual are both all and one. Robertosexuals are able to like all and able to like no one. A Robertosexual can be attracted to anything, if they feel as if it is smashable, and no one, if they are focused on themselves and see attraction as a waste of time, money, attention, and progress.

I’m Robertosexual so I am omnipotent

by bertto__ May 18, 2021

robertburnedhisham

Robertburnedhisham, or thelettucedidntfit, is a bo burnham fanpage.

They mainly create edits and rants with a picture of bo burnham in the background.

"Hey, Brian, look over there, its robertburnedhisham. Yea, the ginger one, yeah. No, not that one, the one that likes Lorene. No, the one that makes capcut edits. What do you mean, 'that describes all of them??'

by Canigetalargenumber3 September 19, 2021

Roberto

A guy with a very big d**k like the eiffel tower.

Who is that guy with the big dick?
A it's Roberto.

by destroyer445566 November 21, 2021

Robert Gremlin

A sexy gremlin who seeks revenge and has a family with 2 kids. He is very famous and has so many fangirls. But he is secretly broken inside. He is smart, funny and most of all handsome.

Oh my god Robert Gremlin can I have your autograph?

by Abducteed October 28, 2021