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royal flush

Can refer to either of two "throne-based" occurrences:
(A) An embarrassing event which causes red-cheeked humiliation ("flushing") to The Crown, such as Charles and Diana's rocky/brief marriage after such a lavish/heavily-hyped wedding, their subsequent affairs, and Di's suspicious/untimely death.
(B) A humongous porcelain-bowl rinsing with abnormally-copious floods of H-2-0; it involves filling two or more buckets or other sizable vessels with water, raising the toilet-seat and removing the tank-cover, and then recruiting one or more assistants with strong muscles (AND strong **stomachs**!) so that you can then both hold the toilet's handle down and quickly pour additional water into the tank and down the bowl at the same time, creating a massive torrential swirly that is far more voluminous and longer-lasting than usual. This extreme measure can indeed be **sometimes** effective for clearing a plugged toilet-drain, but it can also messily "backfire" (i.e., send filthy stinky water cascading out in all directions) if the clog decides to be extra-stubborn --- user-discretion is strongly advised. Use of liquid/gel drain-opener is not recommended here, either, in case of said "backlash", since the errant drain-opener can cause severe burns and/or property damage.
My toddler-nephews love to spool off yards of tissue and toss it down the crapper when they come to visit, and so the wife and I are always obliged to give the guest-room toilet a royal flush after they leave.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
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royal dupe

to dupe someone off the interwebs.

also see "dupe" or "pwnt"

usually used after someone is POTR or just Pwnt into silence.
"man that guy lagged out"
"thats teh royal dupage goin on"
"yeah man. buttsecks?"
"nah man, just teh royal dupe"
by hotsecks123 July 30, 2007
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Royal fein

The royal fein is essentially the guy who says he quits choof but using his invisibility ability, he sneaks up on you and takes it from your hand!
Norbit - hey man, don’t you just love lush fruits in the king?

Ryan kite - yeh!! - wait where did it go!

Norbit - oh shit!, the royal fein has it in his hand! He must of snuck up on me using his special invisibility ability!

Pistol pat - classic royal fein! Always saying his quit but can’t seem to stop choofing!
by Carrot pofter May 11, 2022
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ethernet royale

when the airwaves situation allows for an amazingly flawless wifi connection
I been gaining weight since we linkin. whats up with that. must be that ethernet royale we installed recently.
by Krkič April 14, 2019
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jadakis royal

Jadakis Royal is a good person. He is a good son, brother, friend and is becoming a good man. He was asb president his senior year of high school and went to boys state. If you are lucky enough to get Jadakis Royal as a friend don't ever do anything to lose him because you will regret it for the rest of your life.
Jadakis Royal is the best son a mother could ask for.
by Merpin.queen November 21, 2023
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Royal

A boy who is dirty minded and loves to fight girls and flirts with every girl even the hoes
I know a royal he likes every bitch I know
by Yo bitch dede September 17, 2020
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the royal slytherin

While wearing a harry potter related costume, do all things possible to make you penis flaccid and at all means necessary attempt to forcefully stuff you flaccid snake wiener in a hole, anus, vagina, or what ever you may see fit
Billy: Hey Willy i dare you to preform the royal slytherin on that ant hill!
by Dewbz September 22, 2014
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