Team Rocket

People in Pokemon who have spent twenty years trying to steal a mouse. And failing. Repeatedly.

"Another Team Rocket Grunt?" George complained. "These idiots are everywhere!"

by Ash Ketchum's Love Bug June 13, 2018

paragons of rocket science

A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.

Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?

by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003

Nickel Rocket

Nickel Rocket ni*kel-rock*it noun, verb, -Nickel Rocket·ed, -Nickel Rocket·ing. Informal.

noun 1. a person who is stingy and miserly. reluctant to give or spend; not generous; niggardly; penurious.

verb (used without object) 2. to act in a stingy or miserly way. scanty or meager.

1. (noun) Donald Trump bought Ed McMahon's house to save it from foreclosure and then leased it back to him! Ed McMahon is a real nickel rocket!

2. (verb) DC from marketing put me on a southwest flight, he is really nickle rocketing my travel plans.

3. (verb) CC took me to his private golf course on Saturday. He nickel rocketed the driving range golf ball machine by using a fake slug that jammed the ball dispenser.

by R. Hesse October 11, 2008

retard rocket

a small bus no longer than any van that is used to transport retards from place to place and sort of looks like a rocket

the retard rocket wizzzed by me and it went on its mission to the moon!

by Anna Nichole Smith February 15, 2007

shark rocket

a weapon that is used to bother sharks, preferably resulting in the shark attacking you and leaving bite marks on your side

I have this thing called a Shark Rocket and I shoot it at them. And it really annoys sharks. And then I just wade there in the water and they come at me. But I'm really good at eluding them. I know this hip move, it's something porpoises do and I then I pretend that I have a bottleneck and I stab them in the gills. And it really is effective. I just punched it and it let me go. And tell me there's no time in your life when you swim faster than when a fuckin' shark lets you go, your just like "Aahhh no," you're on the beach, "Aahhh no!" Fucking shark let's you go and if you don't get pussy with that story, "You want to see my scar?"

by Yosef Yelen May 20, 2006

Yum Rocket

(n) 1) A term used to describe your penis with hopes of enticing a female to taste it.
2) The most idiotic term used to describe a foot-long submarine sandwich.

"Hey baby, this yum rocket will make your mouth water and your throat swell!"

by Daedric October 30, 2008

Bomb-rocket

A person, object, situation or event (including past and future) that is not adequately described by the phrase "The bomb". The rocket component of the phrase adds additional passion or awesomeness.

Wow this steak is really tender and loaded with flavour, it's the bomb-rocket.

I bought this car last week, it's the bomb-rocket to drive.

by Tom Dance December 13, 2008