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by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

Reverse Petting Zoo

Originally from "The Office"

Used by Andy Biersack (Andrew Dennis Biersack of Black Veil Brides (vocalist) , formally known as Andy Six) - an idea he wishes to be credited with.

Q: "What invention to you wish to be credited with?"
A: (Andy Biersack) "Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, they pet you back."

by MorganBVBArmy August 22, 2011

revenge wank

finding the people who didn't want to have sex with you back in high school because they were better then you in high school, and having a nice little wanking session to their pictures

friend: what did u do last night?
you: played some video games and crashed on the coach, hbu?
friend: did a few revenge wanks to those sluts.

by assriffffle July 1, 2011

Reverse Midas Touch

A state-of-being, when, literally, EVERYTHING you touch turns to shit. The more important the thing is, the bigger pile of shit it becomes. There is nothing to be done to reverse this condition except time. Generally doesn't last more than 24 hours. It can also be used to refer to a general trend regarding your state-of-being, not just a single incident. (Like having a bad hair day, this would be a Reverse Midas Touch Day)

You've decided it's time to tell the person you've been dating that you love them. The perfect moment arrives, your faces are close, you smile and say, "I love you so much _______" (insert the name, not of your lover but of your ex - who they know) The look on their face says it all. Your first time sharing your soul with your lover, and it's not just bad, it's total shit. You stammer out an apology, and insert the name of your ex AGAIN, instead of saying their name. A true Reverse Midas Touch Moment. In your attempt to make this moment perfect, your anxiety to do so got the better of you causing you to totally fuck it up. hoisted by your own petard Instead of it being the beautiful moment you wished for, you find yourself going to hell in a hand basket

by WuWu LaFong September 1, 2013

Darelle Revis

Definitely one of the 2 true lockdown corners in the NFL today. Known to shutdown any reciever in coverage, often being left out an an island to do so, with little to no safety help. A one on one matchup is referred to as being welcomed to "Revis Island", since Revis completely shuts one corner of the field down.

Can also be used to refer to a friend who chills in the corner of the bar/club all night and keeps to himself, instead of talking to females. Inserting your buddy's last name before island can also be used as a diss to his game.

Wow Kevin's still got that corner of the club on lock, kinda looks like Darelle Revis over there. Welcome to Seeger Island!

by IX5I July 16, 2010

Dance Dance Revolution

A super sweet game that requires much coordination and balance. Real DDRers don't follow the arrows exactly, looking like morons having seizures on their feet in the process. The best DDRers look like they're really dancing, all the while stomping on just enough correct arrows to keep from failing the song.

Damn, Jason can move on and off the DDR dance pad. He takes his dance moves to the DDR machine seamlessly. I wish I could move as smooth as Jason without looking like I'm stomping on 400 ants in 90 seconds.

by JayStar June 9, 2005

Red Dead Revolver

A video game where headshots, insane specials, and amazing montages take place. Also one of the greatest games ever created, possibly...wait, definitely better than cod and halo. fact.

Guy #1: Dude, wanna make a montage?
Guy #2: Sure, lets play Red Dead Revolver, that game is great for sweet pics and stellar shooting views!
Guy #1: Allllllllllllllllriighty then

by iHax4fun December 25, 2009