Poop Flute

When a man's penis smells very badly.

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A flute that is made out of one's own poop.

Carl isn't somebody you'd want to date. He has a poop flute.

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I play the poop flute in my band.

by BarryIsHairy February 6, 2010

ghost poop

When you feel the poop coming out of your ass, but when you look in the toilet, it’s not there.

Ugh, I hate ghost poops. They suck.

by nigga dick ass shit penis November 28, 2019

poop hole patrol

a group of very gay men.

Rob is a member of the poop hole patrol.

by Colonel Krackers March 13, 2003

The Poop That Took A Pee

A book from the hit show South Park, written by Leopald Butters Stotch. It is supposed to be raunchy and disguisting as Butters said. It might have been, according to some people on South Park who read it, but it had another thought. An ugly lady was encouraged to kill the Kardashian sisters after reading that book, making the book banned.

Leopald Butters Stotch wrote "The Poop That Took A Pee, " which encouraged a lady to kill the Kardashian sisters, which got the book banned, along with Scrotie Mcboogerballs, which Butters lied about writting after his friends Cartman, Kyle, Kenney, and Stan wrote, but then made Butters believe he wrote it, and then he took credit, and then got it banned with his other book.

by MrMeatwad33 August 1, 2010

penis poop

when you wait a while and cum, but the cum comes back in and freezes up like glue. after you cum or piss it makes the trail larger. when it does come out the chunky substance slowly and painfully exits you're penis.

hey mark, where where you last night. i was purging penis poop, it made me bleed like a 12 year old girl!

by nick err April 21, 2020

poop dust

Poop dust is what comes out when you fart. The tiny particals of poop make it stinky. Some farts have more than others.

Did you toot? Cuz I detect poop dust.

by paul cock September 7, 2003

poop legs

The uncomfortable, numb feeling you get in your legs when you wait too long to push one out. Can cause unsteady walking whilst going to the throne.

Dude, I was walking to the bathroom last night, and got some crazy poop legs! I almost fell over!

by colin prahl September 2, 2006