a condition whereupon an uncut male fails to spend an adequate amount of time shaking the piss out of his dick, leaving it trapped under the foreskin. often creates a stinging sensation and/or a terrible warm piss smell.
by ronnie_e April 18, 2010
Get the piss dick mug.The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.
Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.
by Dave May 3, 2005
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Ted: So I had an 80 point round in BattleField 2 last night.
Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.
Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.
Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.
Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.
by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008
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by Robby101 October 19, 2006
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The act of urinating in your partners mouth and then kissing. In the Gay BDSM community Gay Pigs and or Pissboys who engage and enjoy sexually the act of Watersports, to urinate in each other mouths, to drink piss and then to kiss. A Pisskiss.
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by Yellowboy16 September 13, 2010
Get the Pisskiss mug.-intoxicated to the point of incoherence that one would urinate in inappropriate places such as on a wall or in a trash can
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by jim gordon October 9, 2005
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