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Patrick

A guy who used some 14 year old girl for sex
Ew don’t be Patrick
by nono:) May 3, 2018
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patrick page

The type of person who always talks about having a huge penis but actually has a very small one. Also talks about all the pussy they get when in reality they get none.
I hate a guy like patrick page thinks he is big but has a small cock
by patrick is a fag January 30, 2018
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Patrick Swayze's Ghost

Zeus's secret side dude
Stolen from the underworld
Kidnapped by Spaghet and Priapus
Very very very disoriented
Hated by Hera
New Queen of Olympus
When Zeus kidnapped Patrick Swayze's ghost from the Underworld, Hades wasn't happy because Zeus stole him for personal reasons. Zeus changed form just to be in Dirty Dancing. This is also why Jennifer Grey had no acting roles after.
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Partrick

A guy who seems cool but says huh a lot and seems to only be able to communicate in brail even though he’s not blind
Why are there Partrick things at the drive thru?
by SP1031 May 23, 2018
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patrick parrish

Well Patrick Parrish is all around sexy guy that every likes in there own ways... He is very hard working and loves woman... He also has a YouTube channel named outdoor vlogs but now is Patrick Parrish... Patrick is he best guy to date because he trustworthy and caring. If u date a Patrick Parrish don’t let him go because he’s special. He will always make you smile and have a good time. He’s great at kissing and other things like that 😉.
Wow Patrick Parrish is so funny and sexy
by Oh-honey-u-ain’t-hit May 27, 2018
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patrick

anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick: "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone*

another anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time a bit angry): "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone again*

a third anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time very angry) : "NO, THIS IS PATRICK"
*patrick hangs up phone angrily*

patrick: "i'm not a crusty crab"
spongebob: "patrick, that is the name of the restaurant"
patrick: "huh?"
by not a crusty crab April 18, 2018
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Patrick's Kai'Sa

Slang for losing an easy game
Me; Dude I'm so fed, we better not pull a Patrick's Kai'Sa on this game

Me; How the fuck did we lose? You all pulled a fucking Patricks's Kai'Sa didn't you?
by DeclaringPond May 28, 2018
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