Freddie Mercury Poisoning

Noun:
Slang

Freddie Mercury poisoning is a sexually transmittable contagious virus also known as HIV, that can lead to AIDS.

Freddie Mercury Poisoning is interchangeable for either HIV or AIDS.
The term is derived from the musician, lead singer of the band Queen, Freddie Mercury and his passing due to complications of having AIDS. Since HIV can become AIDS It is included in what Freddie Mercury Poisoning is.

Other related words:
Skinny, ninja, silent killer, prison plague, human immuno virus, and aquired immunodeficiency syndrome.

Man I heard Charlie Sheen got Freddie Mercury Poisoning!

Man: Doc I been feeling kinda off lately almost like I have the flu.

Doctor: Well we can run some blood tests and take a few swabs and see if anything comes from it.

-Sometime later-
Doctor: So the tests have come back and... you have Freddie Mercury Poisoning.

Man: Wait what? Freddie Mercury died of.... Ah shit!!

by Fredrick Quicksilver December 24, 2018

poison pussy stab

using your hand, replicate the vulcan death pinch. then, once the females anus hole and vagina hole are visible, agressively stab at both openings with your spread fingers. this technique should only be applied in situations in which the females nether regions smell like monky butt. this technique is also commonly reffered to as the shocker

that bitches pussy was emitting such an offensive odor, that i was forced to liberaly apply the poison pussy stab

by chip April 21, 2004

quarter back position

Leaning so far off the toilet so as to require the use of one's arm as a supporting mechanism, usually on 2 fingers in a V shape as an american football player would, invariably leaving a snail trail on the inner front of the toilet

In order to avoid splash back from his deposit he adopted the quarter back position

by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005

fecal position

The act of defecating while mimicking the position assumed within the womb.

Patammy was in the fecal position last night, and then he fucked your mom.

by Samir Patric June 11, 2006

poison race

A beer game where you try to drink as much as you can during the awesome tune Posion by Alice Cooper. In those 4.28 min you'll feel like your in heaven. Afterwards you'll feel like throwing up.

Dude, did you see that guy puke after the Poison Race? Off the hook!

by Mideljung May 22, 2008

poison

Used in photography circles as the equivalent to the verb 'influence'. Usually indicates a strong influence to purchase an expensive accessory or camera

I've been poisoned by his Leica.

by p0.05 May 6, 2011

Positionism

prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different position based on the belief that one's own position is superior.

The interesting thing was that I always associated positionism with Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

by Bootylicker256 January 14, 2017