pole gazer

Pronounced: Pohl gay-zer.

-Adverb.

Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.

You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!

by Ravyn Monroe September 29, 2021

Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”

“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021

North Pole

The upper part of the boob right before the actual boob itself.

“She only lets me touch the North Pole.”

by Faith P. June 18, 2018

North Pole

Slang term for the violent NorthSide neighborhoods of Chicago

You hear about the shooting up in the North Pole?

by Hdyhhdn September 05, 2023

show pole

A lavish walking stick

Mr. Gatsby was leaning on his show pole while waiting for his drink.

by Mr. Gatsby April 29, 2021

factotem pole

A pole lining up all the sycophants and ass-kissers that support a deranged POTUS.

A recent TV interviewer referred to his guest as a "factotum" for President Trump. That guest (Stephen Miller) was actually part of the factotem pole that includes the likes of Bannon, Huckabee Sanders, Rush Limbaugh, etc.

by euphemistmo January 07, 2018

Pole position

The position of sitting on a man's cock (pole) while watching NASCAR

Hey baby you qualified first, you're sitting on the pole position for this race.

by Toenuts October 02, 2019