Penguin

A small aquatic mammal that can launch nuked out of its feathers

Hey that small penguin looks cute, oh shit he’s nuking half of our continent run for your fucking life reeeeeeeeee.

by SystemOverload February 5, 2019

Penguin

When an individual is nude from the waist down, while their torso remains clothed.

Wow, I can't believe Maharshi attended a nude beach just to penguin. That guy probably enjoys watching Riverdale.

by t-tebs March 4, 2019

Penguin

Someone who is too responsible and generally not Belgium enough

You see that penguin over there caring about their future

by Cal Alexander April 3, 2019

Penguin Sled

Push down somebody down the stairs and use her/him as a sled

Y’all I used my brother as a Penguin Sled

by EEGYOLKAREA51ALIENASADISGUISE July 20, 2019

Penguin

A penguin is the cutest thing in the world. They are clumsy, little, cute bois.

And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.

Believe me

Person 1: "Penguins can fly."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."

by Alina2212 September 23, 2019

penguin

someone who has their feet turned the wrong way

haha! look at Johnny! he's almost walking backwards because he's such a penguin

by suziepoo December 1, 2019

PENGUIN

A person who has a complete lack of intelegence whatsoever even to the point of being actually inept

"Ross, is a penguin."

by Yourcreepyuncle January 12, 2020