The Little Oil Man

The little oil man is the person in the group project that lubricates the performance of his/hers fellow group members.

We had a hard time concentrating if it wasn' t for the Little Oil Man

by LEONIUS January 20, 2024

cookers oil

Cookers oil - A breach of family trust

My brother had his way with me hayyy "cookers oil"

by HAYYYY CHICK April 5, 2023

Bowser Oil

Many think that Bowser Oil® is drilled and extracted from the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, but very few know that it actually seeps from the plentiful jowls of Bowser himself! His juices help many aspiring jowl artists grow their pathetic, deflated, disgraceful, jowls into mighty, plump, and radiant jowls.

Kid: Mommy, your jowls are just so robust and radiant. Will be jowls ever grow to become that powerful?

Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!

by JowlMaster April 17, 2023

oil rig

the action of getting too rowdy upon ballin to the max on god frfr nocap

Greg: nah im finna oil rig so hard in pedro you actually hav no clu
jon: shut up garfield you cant have any more lasagna

by rigjaculation April 23, 2023

slap oil

When you slap a person so hard the oil from their face comes out onto your hand!

I slapped that bitch so hard the the slap oil from her face screamed in my hand!

by Bad Hasty May 5, 2023

Oil Mom

A typically middle aged mom in her 30s who’s personality relates to alternative medicine. They often are in an MLM about oils or some other bullshit “medicine” that doesn’t work. They may also be mega religious, into astrology, an “independent queen”, and likely are depressed and are in an affair. If you see one, prepare to have the worst experience of your day.

Person 1: Did you know that Jennifer’s an Oil Mom?

Person 2: Yeah, I think she shills Doterra or some similar brand.

by AssEaster December 11, 2022

Danish oil

The sweat that congeals under your balls

I have so much danish oil in my boxers rn

by WhiteFIash December 13, 2022