Dilf for One

A term someone would use to refer to the fictional character called All for One from the anime series My Hero Academia/Boku no hero academia if they find him attractive; sexy; hot

"I want Dilf for One to stuff me full of quirks until i explode" "All for One more like Dilf for One" "Dilf for One supremacy"

by CoffeeNOrder66 September 19, 2023

formula one

my nightmare, but i can’t live without it

-i can’t go out, the formula one race is in hours. and is the last race of the year, i can’t miss it

by M00NTILIA September 19, 2022

One-Eyeing

A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.

Work conversation via email:

Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!

Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!

Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!

Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!

by KevJo October 13, 2009

Healthy One

When A large amount of poop is released from the body and the person has a refreshing feeling afterwards

Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's it baby cum for me!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! O Crap!
Kiersten : Oh Baby What's Wrong?
Jake : I need to poop!
Kiersten : God Damn't Hurry Up!
Jake : Ahhhh! That was A Healthy One!
Kiersten : Gee thanks for sharing I hope you flushed?
Jake : Nope I want you to see my masterpiece for yourself!
Kiersten : You Mother Fucker go flush the damn toilet or no more sex tonight!
Jake : Fine i'll just take a picture of my Healthy One!
Kiersten : Put my phone down You Piece Of Shit!
Jake : Oops I dropped it in my poo!
Kiersten : YOU FUCKER!!!

by SlopNChop April 20, 2018

One cum

Slang term for a human male. Distinctive from a female because of only being able to cum once in a single sitting.

Example one:
That one cum is a piece of ass.

Example two:
A: 'A man?' Well la di da Mrs French lady.
B: What do you call them?
A: One cum

by simpsonsfan54321 May 7, 2019

One Skin

A joint rolled with shorter papers, which are generally used for rolling cigarettes.

These are useful when smoking incognito - like at a club or in public.

Stoner 1: I’m pretty gronxed but I want another zoot.
Stoner 2: ah yeah, maybe just have a one skin?

by Gronxed420 October 30, 2018

Knuckle One

To masturbate. Jack off. Rub one out.

Roger was late to class because he stopped at the bathroom to knuckle one.

I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017