bro-boating

paddling (kayaking) with nothing but skin under a pfd.

man, look at those steezy kids bro-boating in the wave.

by wliurtjhwo498rw July 10, 2010

boat washed

It means a guy got lucky, or had sex.

I got my boat washed last night.

by wonder24boy January 04, 2007

boat hugger

Someone who constantly fails at tasks and who is never prepared.

A person who hugs boats.

Sir, Smith failed again.

That guy is a boat hugger.

by Bobdabob May 14, 2006

Church boat

A nickname for a young woman's genitelia with a lot of pubic hair. A church boat is a narrow and long boat with lot's of paddles. Comes from Finnish but still applies in English.

-Hey, do you have any fetishes?
~Yeah, I'm really into hairy girls if you know what I''m sayin'.
-So, like church boats?
~ Damn right.

by TheRunkkari27 August 19, 2017

Paddle Boating

Like motor boating, except when the girl has small boobs.

Guy 1: Heard you motor boated Susie last night.
Guy2: More like paddle boating. Chick was flat.

by MMP38 October 19, 2011

Sawing the boat in half

Taking things to extreme measures, just to prove a point

To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half!
Man, he was really sawing the boat in half!

by Guildholm August 15, 2018

Jesus on a fucking boat

Your a weird emo kid who has low self esteem

Oh god Jeff Jesus on a fucking boat it’s a furry

by Hdx January 31, 2022