Old Fud

Essentially the same as a geezer, but only in the American sense. An old and decrepit person, a clean version of "old fuck" or "old fart". Especially one who is cranky, eccentric or both. It is a derogatory term, but not horribly so. Unlike most similar terms it can apply to men or women; and elderly couple can be referred to as old fuds. Sometimes old fuds will even refer to themselves as old fuds, as if to say "I didn't die before I got old!"

Why is traffic so slow? It's that old fud with no place to go and all day to get there.

I got into a wreck with an old fud that shouldn't even be driving, can't see over the steering wheel.

For an old fud you move pretty well!

by Old Radio Collector July 17, 2013

Old tricks

Dropping the hand on a girl without foreplay or kissing.

Fat Pat did old tricks last night in the middle of the pub.

by Fat Pat Lad August 26, 2013

old brown eye

A rectum. Especially a poorly wiped one.

She has beautiful brown eyes.. and a great old brown eye.

by MYG November 23, 2013

old motel

Like your mom: old, worn down, and a couple dozen people in it every night

I went to the old motel last week.

by Dr_dude February 5, 2014

Old people logic

The bizarre and nonsensical reasoning with minimal logic applied that old people give when tryin to formulate the reasons why or how someone/something occurred, often displayed in utmost confidence.

'I took a dump two times in one night? It definitely must mean that I have diabetes.' ... Old people logic

"I brought home a burger from work last night and ate it while watching tv? I definitely must be depressed and am eating away my problems." ... Old people logic

"I like using cruise control on the highway? I probably am aggressive in nature and this is a natural way for me to express it." ... Old people logic

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by Thomas_the_tank_engine May 20, 2015

Old spark

An old spark is when there used to be a spark between you and someone else.

You and him are such an old spark.

by AidenIsHere February 28, 2016

Old Yeller Drunk

When you get so hammered the night before that the next day when the hangover kicks in you just want to be taken out back and shot

I got so old yeller drunk after the Super Bowl I just wanted to fucking die.

by Soxduringsex September 16, 2016