Yak-tears

Premium spring water from the mountains in Nepal.

Wow! Can I drink some of those yak-tears?

by 7leafclover January 23, 2017

Dragon Tears

When someone cries but doesn’t have the intention behind it to be considered normal ,manipulative crying ,crying with the intent of deceiving .

Is he/she crying? No it’s dragon tears.

by Sav TheSavatar August 5, 2024

Dumpster Tears

Tears that are incincere , similar to crocodile tears

He cried insincere dumpster tears to get off the hook and not face the consequences of his actions

by Tank_ah_licious March 4, 2024

Trump-a-teared

To be completely fucked over by “ the establishment”.

Robinhood completely Trump-a-teared the Apes!

by Kgcole505 March 19, 2021

maga tears

Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.

Ha ha ha, those libs can drink my Maga tears!

When Donald Trump wins the election the left is going to have to drown their sorrows in my Maga tears.

by anonymous July 28, 2024

bro-tears

When one bro mourns the loss of another bro, or a bro related item. The loss can come from a bro putting a hoe first or dropping a beer.

When Jack dropped his natty ice he cried bro-tears.

When Steve met his new girl he dropped of the radar, we all cried bro-tears

by Khaki Dan February 23, 2018

Blanket tearing

When you are sleeping with someone and you roll over moving the blankets and get a waft of a fart that immediately causes tears to come to your face

I was soundly sleeping last night and when I pulled the blankets up over my shoulders I found myself blanket tearing.

by 5UBM15510N March 15, 2024