Brown-Nose

To seek favour by sniffing the bumhole of a superior; hence "Brown-Noser".

"Blair brown-noses Bush like a good poodle, hoping to get a profitable lecture tour on retirement." (Prince Charles in a confidential memo to his secretary, 1998)

by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006

Nostrildamus

The act of ejaculating into your partner's mouth during oral sex, followed by tickling her or him (hopefully her, or else you're a gay) so much so that the ejaculate is expelled through the nostrils of the partner in much the same way that milk comes out of your nose when laughing.

I totally pulled a Nostrildamus on Christina Saturday night!

by Ron Ananian the car doctor April 4, 2009

Polish Nose Dive

Going down on a woman and proceed to use your abnormally large nose, not your tongue, to pleasure her

-Hey Madeline, have you checked out Joe today?
-No, Why?
-His nose would be perfect for a Polish Nose Dive!

by ANTPATALE January 30, 2009

nose tampon

Rolling up toilet paper or tissue paper and sticking into one's nose.

My nose wouldn't stop bleeding so I made a nose tampon and shoved it up there.

by Joe April 2, 2005

Indiana nose warmer

eating your lovers pussy 69 style and putting your nose to her asshole and having her fart.

man she gave me the indiana nose warmer last night

by kja66 December 29, 2007

Nostradamus

A "prophet" who's prophecies are so lame that they can be interpreted as anything. By being so vague he could be 99.99% sure that his prophecies would come true.

The name of a Nas album (if the o is replaced with an a)

Nostradamus talked shit.

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

nose trick

the act of placing your mouth over someones nose, forming a seal and then blowing hard forcing air into there sinuses and out there mouth, especially effective when asleep.

"oh come on she passed out, i had to nose trick her"

by Optimus Primey March 1, 2008