A reference to Lady Capulet (q.v. Shakespear's Romeo and Juliet), which just so sounds like some marketeer's name for some form of internal female contraception (q.v. dutch cap, cap)
"...you know I said I saw a really fit bird at work today? Well, it's no good, love, I just can't get her out of my head, so I've got a constant Japanese voting system. Pop Juliet's Mother in and let's see if we can't fuck this boner away...".
by Nefeco March 12, 2004
Get the Juliet's Mother mug.(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
Get the the dick your mother used to ride mug.Related Words
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by CohenKS May 8, 2021
Get the shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!! mug.The BLU SCOUT goes into smoke and, once out of it, he is revealed to be the RED SPY. He is now behind the BLU SOLDIER and BLU HEAVY with his knife above his head
RED SPY:
Right behind you!
As we see the "Team Fortress 2' title card, we hear the BLU SOLDIER and BLU HEAVY being stabbed and dying. The title card then disappears and, as "Chou-Fleur" begins to play in the background, we see the RED SPY sliding the pornography to the side, now revealing a less vulgar picture: The RED SPY and SCOUT'S MOTHER holding hands on a balcony. The RED SPY picks up the photograph
RED SPY:
Ah. Ma petit chou-fleur.
The RED SPY now leaves the scene as the screen fades to black
RED SPY:
Right behind you!
As we see the "Team Fortress 2' title card, we hear the BLU SOLDIER and BLU HEAVY being stabbed and dying. The title card then disappears and, as "Chou-Fleur" begins to play in the background, we see the RED SPY sliding the pornography to the side, now revealing a less vulgar picture: The RED SPY and SCOUT'S MOTHER holding hands on a balcony. The RED SPY picks up the photograph
RED SPY:
Ah. Ma petit chou-fleur.
The RED SPY now leaves the scene as the screen fades to black
by Gaming_Gaming November 2, 2021
Get the well off to visit your mother! mug.the act of fucking someones mother (if your really fucked up it could be your own mom also) in the ass and pussy at the same time
by mark palmer March 16, 2004
Get the pussy ass mother fucker mug.famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."
college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"
Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"
college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."
Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"
college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."
by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007
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