SHADOW MONSTERS

THOSE STRANGE THINGS YOU SEE OUT THE CORNER OF YOUR EYES WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN UP FOR TOO LONG. BASICALLY IT CAN BE JUST AN ORDINARY SHADOW, BUT AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN UP, THEY ARE SHADOW MONSTERS!!!!

I STARTED SEEING SHADOW MONSTERS!!!
DAMN SHADOW MONSTERS!!!

by H4X0R 3li73 March 10, 2009

Evil Monster Rule 364

If the target is in an area of light, the monster is not allowed to engage.

I was scared, but then I remembered evil monster rule 364 and turned on my light.

by Evilmonsterexpert December 14, 2014

Pen Monster

An invisible pen monster that steals all your office pens and then hands them out to other people round the office to chew on.

When you are on the phone and can't find your prized pen because the pen monster has eaten it.

by KimberleyLovesPenMonsters April 26, 2007

Monsterous Mammories

Huge tits, big boobs.

Damn, that bitch has some monsterous mammories!!!!!!

by BABY21 August 30, 2006

Lochness Monster

The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.

The Lochness Monster is a dick trick that can be performed for comical effect at parties, weddings, 90th birthdays and the such

by smithy85 December 9, 2008

monster

AIDS virus, word orignated for the New york city area

Yo Mike I think im going to fuck Quanna. "Na man chill i heard she got the monster". word! Then I use a rubber then.

by Tah January 25, 2007

green monster

The best alcohol drink i have tasted to date....

Not cough syrup and mouthwash...ewww

Get a cooler...
(2) 2liter bottles of mt dew
(2) quarts (big can) of pinapple jucie
(8) packets of limon lime cool-aid
(1) 1/5 of everclear....

Mix well and enjoy... makes about 2 gallons

"I got drunk of green monster and shit green in my friends shoe...."

by Chris Gault April 8, 2006