"Jelq Master: noun. A person who has mastered the ancient art of 'pulling one's penis shaft' so effectively that they could probably convince you it's a fitness technique of enlarging.
Person A: "Hey, did you hear about John? He's become a real jelq maxer."
Person B: "Oh really? Is he into some jelqing program now?"
Person A: "Nah, turns out he's just really good at convincing people to lend him jelq sessions."
Person B: "Oh really? Is he into some jelqing program now?"
Person A: "Nah, turns out he's just really good at convincing people to lend him jelq sessions."
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A cavernous vagina.
a vagina that has been well used.
a pussy that’s been blown out from belly button to asshole.
A vagina that has been carved out with a pickaxe.
A cavernous vagina.
a vagina that has been well used.
a pussy that’s been blown out from belly button to asshole.
A vagina that has been carved out with a pickaxe.
Man, I just got lost up in that coal miner pussy.
Say what you will, that coal miner pussy is comfortable and can take a beating.
Darlene, you could’ve warned me, Randy beat my pussy up last night. I got one of them coal miner pussy now.
Say what you will, that coal miner pussy is comfortable and can take a beating.
Darlene, you could’ve warned me, Randy beat my pussy up last night. I got one of them coal miner pussy now.
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Someone who "mines" the good stuff out of the gorp on outdoor trips, leaving nothing but peanuts and raisins. In context, the term "miner" is also used as they are usually eating gorp when their behavior is noticed. Gorp stands for Good Old Raisins and Peanuts. Crap is a more modern term as it stands for Candy, Raisins And Peanuts, though this term is less well know.
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Commonly found at UWaterloo.
Commonly found at UWaterloo.
Kevin: "Emily just texted me for the first time all semester... asking for my notes."
Raj: "Did she even say hi?"
Kevin: "Nope. Straight to business. Classic data miner."
Raj: "Did she even say hi?"
Kevin: "Nope. Straight to business. Classic data miner."
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