Mikey

mikey sounds like an uncles name, ik. BUT IT IS NOTHING OF THE SORT

its the coolest name ever. it needs more recognition. i looked up "mikey" in google pictures, and i fucking got mickey mouse. dont compare a gods name to a rat.

aNYWAYS

mikey is a cooler version of the name Michael, which means "who is like God." isnt it epik?

okay, so lemme say one more thing

actually two more things.

1, IF YOUR THINKING OF NAMING YOUR KID MICHAEL. NO. ITS MIKEY.

2, MICKEY IS NOT FUCKING MIKEY

"hey mickey kinda sounds like mikey-"

"no it fucking doesnt"

by MyNameIsMikeyAndYoullDoWutISay October 16, 2019

Mikey

A Mikey is a sexy man. He will get all the women and will be rich.

Wow, that guy is sooo sexy. He must be a Mikey

by Mikey_Mans_Michael October 16, 2019

Mikey-lee

Damn that guy is such a gamer he is so cool because he is epic wow what a pro gamer!

wow that guy is an absolute mikey-lee bro!

by jakeisagamer November 24, 2019

Mikey Osceola

This is a real man with a big heart. He loves playing For Honor and chilling while smoking the green, also known as weed. Mikey has a brother named Caleb, who is also a real man. Mikey doesn’t care much about school but he cares more for his family and The Boys. Mikey is determined to either mess with The Boys sometimes or to help the boys. It’s a mixed bag but most of the time, he’s chilling and doing good. He also has a black uncle named T-Bone, who will fuck you up if you mess with him. Mikey follows one code just like all The Boys : Never switch up on the homies

Wow, you really beat that kids ass to help a homie out. You remind me of Mikey Osceola.

by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019

Mikey

Mikey is the definition of cute. His smile is infectious and would never fail to make you smile back.

He is cute, handsome and cool, cooler than you’ll ever be yourself.

Mikey is always kind and caring, he is always there for you when you need him.
Be more like Mikey

Person: hey what’s the name of that person who’s super cute

Me: oh that’s definitely a mikey

by Jojojoeyjojo December 7, 2019

Mickey Mantle Marathon

When a person with almost no training runs a full marathon. The first to document this run was Bert Kreischer, who has what's know among scientists as the Mickey Mantle Gene.

Jake woke up today and decided to run a Mickey Mantle Marathon. Those 26miles almost killed him.

by Trashedcatt October 22, 2019

Mikey

Mikey is a talented artist. He has no other special qualities. Even his drawing isn’t very good we just say that to make him feel good ab himself. He’s nice tho. Tyler is a dumb bitch he is gay. He is Mikeys side hookup but also his main cause they r both single asf. Tyler has a thing for hammocks. Anyway Mikey is chill.

Me- Hey who’s the nicest guy u know
you- Mikey

by ccheney15 October 26, 2019