Mile…Mile and a half

1. A hiker’s response to “How much further?”
2. It’s always further than 1.5 miles

“this incline is absolutely fucked, how much further do we have?”

*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”

by dxtros June 11, 2025

Miles

Miles is a nerd, a bit of a geek. He's pretty funny, definitely unique. This is a poem, and here's a critique; what's strong in his mind he lacks in physique. He's fun and he's smart and he's nice and he's cool, but weird and high tempered and kind of a fool. Smart but a dumbass, somehow a fusion; but the good traits and the bad traits are what make Miles human.

Person: "hi mile"
Miles: "hi mile"

by rg30836 April 28, 2021

miles ng

a gay person

James: Hey jerry do you wanna come to mine tonight and ill lick your balls
Jerry: no James im not a miles ng like John

by memeyselfandi April 15, 2018

Miles

A kind and caring boy, that puts others needs before his. Miles loves to play all kinds of sports.

"Miles is such a caring person!"

"Miles is really good at sports!"

by GirlyGamer7868 August 28, 2020

Miles

A very queer man.

That guy over there must be Miles, look at how gay he is!

by Pandabanker September 17, 2020

Miles

Another bitch ass hoe ass dude he’s gayer than any man I know like the gayest who looks like a healthy naked mole rat ladie only chill with him because he’s tall and they hope he has a big dick

Miles is fucking gay

by Who’s hunting whom September 7, 2020

Miles

A tall energetic guy usually has ADHD and is into skateboarding who has the biggest cock of everyone

"That guys dick is dragging across the room"
"That's probably Miles"

by Willo tree November 20, 2021