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Board the U.S.S. Maine

A person or event that is acting or becoming weird in an inappropriate setting.
Marc definitely was on board the U.S.S. Maine when he went to the networking event wearing a clown suit.
by RememberTheME June 1, 2011
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Mainline

To watch a large amount of a geeky television show, episode after episode, for a long period of time. A season of Buffy in two days, for example.

Similar to marathoning movies or chain smoking, but more geeky.
"I just mainlined the first 3 seasons of Angel"

"I'm going to go home and mainline the LOTR movies."

"Wheres Ferg at?"
"Oh, hes at home, sitting in the dark, mainlining Simpsons episodes"
by Anna Heavens January 27, 2009
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Maine-o

Someone who lives in Maine and is, well, a Maine hick through and through. There smart if they have a G.E.D., and for some strange reason, have not pronounced the letter "R" in 200+ years. and, to whoever did the previous definition of Maine-o, there is no Red Lobster in Maine. Red Lobster is frozen seafood, is horrible, and exists in 49 states. Maine is the only Red Lobser-less state in the union. Weathervane is MUCH MUCH better because it isnt frozen
by Massabesic April 17, 2006
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Maine

The best damn drinking University in the Eastern United States. The place where people come and leave saying things like: "Orono It'll getcha drunk" Or "Ociffer, I swear to drunk i'm not God. " Or you will fully know how to conjucate Stove: stove, stoven, has been stiven, stivied, all staved to hell. Ohrono!
Example of how drunk maine is: Maine Stein Song
Fill the steins to dear old Maine.
Shout till the rafters ring!
Stand and drink a toast once again!
Let every loyal Maine fan sing.
Drink to all the happy hours,
Drink to the careless days.
Drink to Maine, our Alma Mater,
The college of our hearts always.

To the trees, to the sky,
To the Spring in its glorious happiness;
To the youth, to the fire,
To the life that is moving and calling us!
To the Gods, to the Fates,
To the rulers of men and their destinies;
To the lips, to the eyes,
To the ones who will love us some day.

Oh, fill the steins to dear old Maine.
Shout till the rafters ring!
Stand and drink a toast once again!
Let every loyal Maine fan sing.
Then drink to all the happy hours,
Drink to the careless days.
Drink to Maine, our Alma Mater,
The college of our hearts always.
by Willy Beamen May 15, 2006
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Maine

a state where to fit in, you need to (1) live in a trailer, (2) own 3+ of each: trucks, ATVs, snowmobiles and guns, (3) wear the combo mullet/greasy baseball cap/Wal*Mart insulated flannel/ sweatpants/ boots, (4) know and enjoy moxie and oxy, and (5) have a not-so-remote resemblance to what should be an unrelated cousin.
Your career options are (1) collecting carts from the parking lots of grocery stores in freezing rain at night without reflective jackets, (2) stuffin' lobster rolls in McD, (3) sort empty stinking bottles in a redemption center (in ME there's a 5c dep on cans/bottles that you then turn in for cash, and some poor soul has to sort them by vendor in rancid containers; normally you can turn them in for beer right there, as most places double-up as beer/wine shacks to perpetuate the cycle); for the college- educated the option is to work for a call center calling on delinquent credit card deadbeats. Maine consistently ranks at the bottom, along with Louisiana and Mississippi in stats such as teenage pregnancy, smoking rates, educational spending, literacy, income, unemployment, small business climate, energy costs and the like.

That said, the people for the most part are down-to-eart, generally nice and helpful, and a little provincial. The state is really two different states: southern maine, which is quickly becoming a Boston suburb while yet in denial about sprawl, traffic jams, crime and related issues, and north/east, generally starting from Lewiston/Auburn up; rural, some farming/forestry/lobstering/welfare, claiming to be the real Maine. It is a part of the state where going out-of-state generally means an overnight trip, sometimes to a strip club in near the border in Quebec, or a bar in New Brunswick, Canada, where the drinking age is 18. Maine a state of striking natural beauty, both along the coast (the farther northeast you go, the better and wilder it is), as well as the mountains in the west, the lakes are nice, too. The natives along the coast are getting squeezed by out-of-staters buying up oceanfront properties as vacaton homes and thus driving the values/taxes up.
Mainers like potatoes, blueberries, lobster, LL Bean, apples, venison, PBR and dislike out-of-staters (mass-holes from Mass., frenchies from Quebec, new-hamsterites from NH).
by Poncho December 4, 2004
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main bitch

A girlfriend, or significant other, often shortened to m.b.
I gotta' call my m.b.
by kellz February 21, 2004
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Main Vein

The large vein that travels the length of a cock. Instrumental in delivering blood from the central artery during erection.
My cock was so hard, my main vein was swollen with blood.

I saw my heart beat as the main vein of my cock pulsated with blood.
by Tony from the Lido September 21, 2011
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