MASS-HOLES
What the resident's of Northern Maine call the people from Southern Maine, most of whom migrated from Massachussetts.
MASS-HOLES by jpg3 July 9, 2011
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MASS-Holes
A contemptuous term for people from the state of Massachusetts. Of course it comes from the words 'MASSachusetts' + 'ASSholes'. Sometimes it's used chiefly for the people of the Greater Boston Area (Lexington, Concord, Boston itself, Salem, etc. And some people just narrow it down to Bostonians themselves.
1. In 2019 I took a very long but much-needed vacation to cities and sites I had never been to before. I visited Ottawa and Quebec City, drove thru Quebec Province and reentered the USA via Maine. I drove extensively thru every state in New England that I hadn't been thru before. Part of that was the American Revolution Minuteman Park at Lexington and Concord . After eating a filling, delicious meal of clam 'chowdah', I got into my 'cah' and explored Boston all afternoon and early evening. Driving there is CRAZY. My tour book warned about 'MASS-holes' but the real problem is the constant flow of traffic. You DO get to see a lot, however. It's fun.
2. During my 2019 vacation BION 'MASS-hole' drivers weren't the rudest ones that I had to deal with. It was the drivers in Providence, Rhode Island who were bigger assholes than the 'MASS-holes'. Driving in Boston is wild and wooly but it wasn't anywhere as it wad in Providence. They are rude!
3. After my adventures in Rhode Island and Connecticut, I reentered Massachusetts and visited the Dr. Seuss Museum and Sculpture Garden (salute to my youth) in Springfield. Driving there was easy, no 'MASS-hole' drivers.
4. Last year the racist militia shits and disciples of the Cult of Donnie Traitor Douchebag TrashTrumpChump were fucking off at Boston Common for 'freedumb' rallies, spreading the virus, endangering children, acting like the shit heads they are - they were WORSE than any MASS-holes could ever be.
2. During my 2019 vacation BION 'MASS-hole' drivers weren't the rudest ones that I had to deal with. It was the drivers in Providence, Rhode Island who were bigger assholes than the 'MASS-holes'. Driving in Boston is wild and wooly but it wasn't anywhere as it wad in Providence. They are rude!
3. After my adventures in Rhode Island and Connecticut, I reentered Massachusetts and visited the Dr. Seuss Museum and Sculpture Garden (salute to my youth) in Springfield. Driving there was easy, no 'MASS-hole' drivers.
4. Last year the racist militia shits and disciples of the Cult of Donnie Traitor Douchebag TrashTrumpChump were fucking off at Boston Common for 'freedumb' rallies, spreading the virus, endangering children, acting like the shit heads they are - they were WORSE than any MASS-holes could ever be.
MASS-Holes by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 7, 2021
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The method used by drivers from Massachusetts to merge in a construction zone - driving as far in the lane that is ending and then forcing traffic to stop in the continuing lane as they force you to hit them or let them in.
masshole merge by Ihatemassholes June 28, 2015
Masshole
Any Massachusetts driver who abides by the driving rules of Massachusetts highways (128, 93, 495, 3, and the Pike, but not West of Worcester). These rules are:
1) Never use your blinker.
2) If you want to change lanes, wait until there is someone to cut off
3) The speed limit is a guideline; it is the bare minimum you should go. Ideally, you should be going about 25-30 mph above it
4) No U-Turn signs are just a suggestion, you can bang a U-ie wherever you damn well please
5) Tailgating is mandatory if there is any traffic at all
6) One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn
7) If you see someone with a Yankees sticker, ride up even closer on their tail
8) Change lanes frequently
A Masshole isn't a shitty driver. He may piss you off, but he ultimately gets there faster and without crashing. It's an acquired skill
He also is probably smarter than anyone from any other state, and yet still can drink like a true Irishman
The Masshole test is simple. Go down Route 3 from Braintree to the Sagamore Bridge. If you do it in under 30 minutes, you're a Masshole
1) Never use your blinker.
2) If you want to change lanes, wait until there is someone to cut off
3) The speed limit is a guideline; it is the bare minimum you should go. Ideally, you should be going about 25-30 mph above it
4) No U-Turn signs are just a suggestion, you can bang a U-ie wherever you damn well please
5) Tailgating is mandatory if there is any traffic at all
6) One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn
7) If you see someone with a Yankees sticker, ride up even closer on their tail
8) Change lanes frequently
A Masshole isn't a shitty driver. He may piss you off, but he ultimately gets there faster and without crashing. It's an acquired skill
He also is probably smarter than anyone from any other state, and yet still can drink like a true Irishman
The Masshole test is simple. Go down Route 3 from Braintree to the Sagamore Bridge. If you do it in under 30 minutes, you're a Masshole
Me: I made it from Boston to Hyannis in under an hour
Someone else: Dude, you're such a fuckin' Masshole
Someone else: Dude, you're such a fuckin' Masshole
Masshole by King of the Massholes April 28, 2011
masshole
1. For residents of Massachusetts, it is an achieved title for drving faster, being wreckless, cutting other drivers off often, and having no patience for other drivers on the road.
2. For non-residents of Massachusetts, it is a term of dislike for the people of Massachusetts that drive like an asshole.
2. For non-residents of Massachusetts, it is a term of dislike for the people of Massachusetts that drive like an asshole.
1. I was such a masshole today when I went down route 128 at 98 mph.
2. Don't even think about cutting me off, you masshole!
2. Don't even think about cutting me off, you masshole!
masshole by proud masshole December 6, 2004
massholes
People who come from/born in mass.
Generaly called 'massholes' due to how they drive on the highway and in citys
Generaly called 'massholes' due to how they drive on the highway and in citys
massholes by christopher mayhew December 12, 2006