MinneCapPolis

Minneapolis is something like that city in Minnesota. CapCity.

Have you seen how those MinneCapPolis people act, misinformed and slow...

by Eribohy February 10, 2026

Minnesota Night crawler

When Gavyn spreads his ass and you pee into her ass then you fuck it till your dick is green

I’m about to get the Minnesota night crawler

by Techs February 10, 2026

Minnesota Lawnmower

The Act of eating an absurd amount of Flowers, causing the consumer to projectile vomit on their sexual partner,(Typically man to woman) At which point they will lick it up, and feed it into the woman's anal cavity, referring to it only as the "compost bin" during the act. They will then finish my vaginally ejaculating (referring to it only as the "catalyst") and letting both the "compost" and "catalyst" drain out into a flower pot in hopes of sprouting a flower.

"Yo man, my wife and I started a flower shop only by doing Minnesota Lawnmowers!"

"Awesome!"

by Heroin2 February 15, 2026

Minnisota Goat Mountain

When 12-25 men (males) amalgemate into a large pile, forming the shape of a mountain, then proceed to lick eachother's salty, sweat covered bodies, resembling goats licking the side of a mountain.

"Hey John, wanna join in on a Minnisota goat mountain this friday?"

"alright.."

by Resident of Minnisota March 7, 2026

Minnesotan Limp Fire

When you have no liquids to put out a fire, so you have to cum on it to put it out. Better with friends. Whoever cums on it last has to put it out fully.

Aw man, forgot the water again. Everyone whip out your dicks for a classic Minnesotan limp fire.

by shiteaterfuck5000 March 21, 2026

Minnesota Snowman

A Minnesota Snowman is described as a sexual act involving leaving a male's reproductive fluids in a jar until it crusts over, this jar traditionally has a mold inside of it, this mold is usually decorated and kept, creating a Minnesota Snowman.

After a long time, it finally crusted over, James pulled out his hard work, his "Minnesota Snowman"

by theskinwalker May 2, 2025

Minnesota Blowdryer

The act of teasingly blowing warm breath on a penis without making any physical contact — no hands, no mouth, just hot air. Usually done playfully to arouse, annoy, or flirt without fully committing to anything sexual.

“She said she wasn’t doing anything crazy tonight... then gave me a full Minnesota blowdryer.”

“That wasn’t head, bro. That was a straight-up Minnesota blowdryer — just breath!”

“It’s 10 degrees outside and now my junk’s got a wind chill and a heat advisory.”

by Johnith30th June 10, 2025