Cheese Minge

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!

The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.

by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 04, 2023

ming liang

a piece of shit that doesnt understand the time to say or do something. everyone loves him but more people hate him. he thinks hes funny but hes not and whenever he tries to do something it always goes to shit.

oh look over there its a ming liang, everyone remove your brains now or your head will be in for some shit.

by fat liang July 04, 2020

sneaky minge

a character who lacks morals, or will do anything to get his/her way. This phrase commonly pertaining to certain persons with names starting in the "A" group of English vowel sounds.

Aemonn is a sneaky minge.

by karawut January 26, 2015

Minge floss

When the thong slips between the lips and rubs while she walks

She walked faster to minge floss

by Oisay December 01, 2021

Minging bins

Rank smelling, nostril burning rubbish, often carefully manufactured by Mary and Jennie. But strangely, never taken care of.

Adam: Mate, what's that awful smell?
Bobby: Aah, I'm sorry mate, my flatmates were cooking last Thursday.
Adam: ew minging bins! Let's just pop out to Wicked Willys?
Bobby: Right on!

by Bobby Axelrod October 18, 2022

Minge master

This refers to a particular gentlemen who has a very active sex life ,other men may be jealous of how many women he picks up and he also may be the cause of chlamydia outbreaks in some city's or towns

Ugh dude I'm so jealous of Mike he is such a minge master

Or

Dude I hooked up with 10 women this week I'm such a minge master

by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 04, 2022

minge hinge

A crucial moment in a relationship in which the future of the relationship (and therefore possible sexual relations) hangs in the balance.

Jake: How's it going with you and Sarah?

Ed: I'm not sure man, I think i've reached the minge hinge.

by trigger_hippy October 16, 2010