mega mind moment

when you have a thought idea or whatever usually happens when you verbalize said concept but it in attempting to be overly complex and smart like a big brain you just end up being stupid.

girl 1: wouldn’t it be helpful if books had subtitles?
girl 2: girl is having a mega mind moment

girl 1: how is that..? oh-

by notallnerdsread100 March 21, 2022

Boggles the Mind

An event or series of events that cause a reasonable person to question how such wildly unusual things could ever happen. A mind "explosion." Having an overwhelming or confusingly large effect on the mind.

It just boggles the mind to look at the bum flash of Beyonce's ass in that thong.

Judge Sullivan: “It just boggles the mind that the State Department allowed this circumstance to arise in the first place,” in his opinion about Hillary Clinton's home brew email server.

It just boggles the mind how Donald Trump could advocate giving nuclear weapons to South Korea or claim that the Judge Gonzalo Curiel is biased against him because of his last name.

It just boggles the mind that the two candidates for POTUS in 2016 are both deeply unpopular with reasonably well-informed voters.

by euphemismo September 6, 2016

I am the yeast of thoughts and mind

The legendary line in the Globglogabgalab song, where he speaks in the most autistic tone ever while his belly flops.

I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and mind

by IAMTHEYEASTOFTHOUGHTSANDMIND May 5, 2018

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes

Rape.

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes

by Interactive November 6, 2009

Open mind

A mind that is able to process information about anything, without becoming judgemental.

As I listened to the drug addict's life story, my open mind allowed me to understand their situation.

by Lovechild87 May 9, 2018

pay no mind

(v.) Ignore

Pay no mind to the anti-capitalist misanthropes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

d-d-do you mind?

Creepy expression asked when reaching for the top of the panties while trying to see a girl's vagina. It usually follows a horribly pathetic conversation about different pubic hair styles including, but not limited to, bikini, brazilian, peruvian, and ecuadorian.

Guy: Wait, tell me again what brazilian is?
Girl: Its when its all gone
Guy: And thats what you are?
Girl: No, I'm bikini
Guy: And whats that?
Girl: A triangle
Guy: You know it would be easier if you just showed me...
Girl: ummm (pulls skirt back)
Guy: (reaches for top of panties) d-d-do you mind?

by Da Jesus April 28, 2005