MILF

Man I love frogs.

Jake: “Im a milf!”
Sam:” WTF DUDE?!”
Jake: “MAN I LOVE FROGS!”

by gurlalatagingisbad115 April 9, 2022

MILF

A person who is incredibly talented at the art of being a person that is really fucking hot, and that will continue to be hot for the rest of their days.

Me: exists
cleanmemecoffeebean: *makes a Delicious!!!! Top
Me: SHE’S A NO, SHE IS THE MILF 🤤😩🥵

by em.mconion March 10, 2022

MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.

At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

milf

your mother; milf

brad: is your mom hot
mike: are you asking if she’s a milf?

by XoxoForehead September 12, 2021

i love milfs

hot ladys that i wanna fuck that usually have kids

friend: yoo dude look at that milf over there!

me: man, i love milfs

by spookyyatsumu October 9, 2021

Milf

Mum I'd like to fuck

boy: yo bro your mums a milf stilll
other boy: damn right dude

by sreya.kys October 12, 2022

MILF WATER

Michelob Ultra

Just drinking MILF waters with the boys.

by Jjhgvcd August 27, 2022