National beat up midgets day

On may 27 it’s national beat up midgets day

Beat up anyone under 5 foot and to beat someone up u have to be 5,4 or taller get ready for national beat up midgets day

by Dabbydeb September 26, 2020

midleton

the area between one's balls and asshole; see gooch

I shaved my middleton cause the hair was makin my balls sweat

by mr midleton May 13, 2005

Midgeman

A very short individual, not short enough to be classified as a midget.

Jaclyn: "Haha, hey look at Tille, isn't she a midgeman?"

Emilia: "Yes, Oh yuck, she's so short"

Jaclyn: "Hey midgeman, come over here"

Tillie (midgeman): "oh hey guys"

Emilia: "Did you know you're a midgety midgeman?"

Tillie: "(sigh), yes"

by Mr Mc October 23, 2008

mingetits

a general exclamation apt for a variety of situations. e.g

1) when one is being aroused.
2) ammusment.
3) shock.
4) noun to be compared with when in a state of boredem(ironic as tits with minges on them is quite exciting and very very rare).
5)currency
6) endearment
7) insult

1) holy fuckin' mingetits my dicks got bigger.
2) holy mingetits this rollercoaster is gully.
3) holy fuckin' mingetits
4) I'm as bored as a mingetit.
5) that'll be 5 mingetits please.
6) mum my old mingetit!
7) you mingetit you dropped the house.

by kokokokokoko! January 10, 2008

Midgestitute

A little person who engages in sexual acts in exchange for a little money or tiny goods and services.

"I can't believe Craig slept with a Midgestitute in Vegas, but I guess she was half the price."

by Lyric Moranis February 14, 2009

midgetism

the disease first discovered in south england resulting in the horizontally challenged and/or short

After being diagnosed with midgetism, the old man slowly got shorter

by Pat Dunphy July 25, 2003

Midgety

A term used to describe an unruly roomate, one who is rather short. a bit constipated, and slightly akward. One who also has no ability to park a car between two lines. Has an obsession with corn.

Cop number one: "Wow look at that midgety go!"
Speed racer: "What up Granny?!"

by Men. February 18, 2009