Massive Lick

A person willing to slime their way to the top. Someone who may act differently in order to gain favouritism to benefit themselves. Often found with traces of excrement around their nose or mouth.

Doyll Twats is a massive lick isn't he?

by Postal worker February 9, 2018

massively molested

Angerly molesting someone out of hatred and not out of lust but hatred

Friend: joe just got massively molested I wonder who did it

Me: I did it

Friend: stay the f away from me

by Massive molester March 18, 2020

Bleeding Massive

Used often in Dublin, Ireland to signify:

A) Something big

B) Someone who is a legend

Pronounced: Bleedin' Massif

A) It was bleeding massive!
"You won't fit that in me, it's bleeding massive!!"

B) Ah, sure you're only bleeding massive!

by Bitchiness October 25, 2010

St Valentine's Day Massacre

a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day

Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.

by Sexydimma March 3, 2015

the birthday massacre

A rock band from Toronto, Canada. A truly remarkable blend of fantasy and horror. While one might use words like "metal," "goth," or even "powerpop" to describe such a sound, "dreamy" and "surreal" do the band far more justice. It's a sound so uniquely visual, you might describe it more like a painting or a feeling. It's as if the story of David Fincher's "Seven" appeared like "Alice in Wonderland," but everything was a creamy shade of violet.

The Birthday Massacre is playing a show soon.

by VKX April 28, 2005

Massive Load

Referring to a large amount of semen.

Nick blew his massive load all over my forehead.

by Nig_Nog-1 October 13, 2016

Massive Cunt Face

Used to describe a person whose face looks like a rather large vagina.

"hey give me that peanut butter sandwich you massive cunt face."

"Shutup you massive cunt face."

by Doctor Goonstein September 14, 2011