land bombs

Combination of land mine and bomb. Often used to described used, snotty tissues found in the near vicinity of garbage can on floor.

Coel, for fuck sakes pick your land bombs. Gross.

by chiaturtle May 15, 2014

lamed out

When you hear something so lame that you can't even listen anymore.

*your friends fangirling about something you don't care about* "Oh my gosh, you guys. I'm so lamed out by your conversation."

by spazzyazy01 June 20, 2015

Land turtle

When you make fun of your friend but don't wanna get personal

Shut your land turtle ass up

by Your friend E October 15, 2016

Landasce

Landasce (n.) (lan-duh-say)
1. A non-sex-related scandal
2. Minor catastrophe, chaos

"Did you hear about the History Exam landasce?"
"My dog got out this morning. It was a landasce."

by and-peggy22 February 25, 2017

Land Sauce

That clear liquids you gotta drink to survive. For any of you uneducated losers you guys call it “water”

Damn son this land sauce is warm wtf.

by Xxxswagnemite#yolo420XX October 17, 2017

Landarium

Landarium: an aquarium filled with land.

Hey dude bro! I just bought a new landarium for my chameleon. He loves it.

by Fernandoo May 30, 2018

Landdolphin

A dolphin that has evolved to go on land. They are usually very smart as they have figured out how to go on land as a sea creature.

He is a landdolphin, he has many talents.

by Landd0lphin March 15, 2018