Kevin Lester

A guy that is rumored to be "bad news" but is actually one of the best people you will ever meet. He is an amazing friend to have and will be there for you no matter what. He puts everyone before himself. He'll cheer you up even when he's the one who needs support. He the sweetest guy you will (n)ever have the honor of knowing. If you are lucky enough to date him, he will treat you as if you are the most important and beautiful being on the planet. He knows he's not perfect and doesn't force you to be. Overall he is the best guy to ever walk the face of earth and I love him with every ounce of my being.

ME: Kevin Lester is my boyfriend.
FRIEND: He's cute
ME: I'll kill you if you even blink in his direction

by Ganeva_Dark December 26, 2018

nala lottermoser

The best most caring person who loves her family says no (Bad words) and has a great attitude. She loves to play soccer and has great attitude and is a great leader. HAS NO KIDS.

Nala Lottermoser is the nicest caring person around.

by Lottomunch March 8, 2019

Hungarian Lottery

When your partner takes a shit and you shove a kit kat bar in their ass and let the chocolate melt and you give them a rimjob and hope it’s chocolate not shit

“Dude did you hear Kevin won the Hungarian Lottery?”
“Yeah but Donovan wasn’t so lucky”

by L10nelMess1 June 23, 2019

chester lestered

To be paralytic drunk to the point you temporarily have Tourette’s

Hey look aqil is starting on a tree, he’s chester lestered

by Chesterlester November 9, 2019

Divorce Lottery

When your wife divorces you and collects a compilation of checks including:

1. Alimony

2. Child Support

3. Deed to Your House

4. Your Car Title

"The lottery your man can't win"

"She married and divorced me, just so she could play Divorce Lottery and win"

by Ride or Die Hubby Nigga January 2, 2020

Kitty litter

Female excretion catchment garment. Ususally reffered to as panties.

Please throw your kitty litter in the laundry.

by Markfatherley June 28, 2020

Titty Litter

The crumbs and food that drop down your shirt and onto your tits from eating like a slob.

Had to whisper to my girlfriend to clean the titty litter off of her chest so the entire restaurant wouldn't notice.

by Scotty~knows19 July 26, 2020