lappyshunk

An annoying younger sibling or relative.

I'd go to the movies with you, but my parents left me with the damn Lappyshunk today.

by Dude Kahune September 28, 2003

laptizzy

A synonym for laptop or notebook.

I recently bought my new laptizzy online.

by Shawn Mitchell August 8, 2005

lapthan

Crazy Asian that likes to scream and yell alot. Likes to stand out in crowds, this may include the yelling, singing loudly, and just plain old asian stuff. Also on the crazy asain scale he is at least a level 12.

Dude look at all of these lapthans running around. They are just so crazy.

GUY- Woah what was that sound?
Other Guy- I think it was just a lapthan.

by 1454841 May 31, 2007

LaPuerto Rico

a nickname for LaPorte, IN; sometimes used by those uncomfortable with the town's Hispanic population

"I need to get out of LaPuerto Rico and into a nice white town where everybody speaks English!"

by the mean bean October 5, 2009

laptopless

With down-sizing and everyone doing double-duty, most people can't afford to go without their computers for even an hour in an office setting. Even in meetings where people are supposed to focus on the task at hand, they are doing other work on their laptops while the meeting is going on. This usually means less attention and focus in the meeting. Going into a meeting without your laptop is going "laptopless"

Kevin's new year's resolution is to go laptopless to meetings so that he can focus on what the boss is saying.

by reddogs777 January 8, 2010

Lapunscrumptious

When you throw up because you did sports just after you ate a scrumptious meal.

Person 1: So how was ur race?
Person 2: I came first but after I was a bit Lapunscrumptious

by Chikchikchikaroo February 20, 2011

lapjoint

the joint that is in your lap
also known as the vagina joint or dick joint
it can also be a lap dancer

for example:
omg you just broke my lapjoint!!!!!!!!

omg that girl is sexy...she's probably a lapjoint.

by jackmeoff101 June 10, 2011